welcome to kotl, where poop is currency
KOTL: THIS IS GOING TO BE TRASH AND I NEEDED A COMPRESSER TO MAKE THIS OKI???!!!

i look in houses
ok
OOH!!!
POOP SISSORS
oh wait
right
theyre kinda tiny
NEEDS TO BE BIGGA

i give them to the infernal undewear dod
sry
I NEED BIGGER MADE OF UH WOOD OR MAYBE SOMETHING CALLED UH
irr
no.
irrrrrrrrrun
Yeah
IRRRRRRON
No its
IRON

aight
37 gold
i go to golden hat guy and grab his hat and get outta the village
You can't find him cuz u cant see

fine then I give to to someone else for coin
well
nobody else wants the poop for sum reason

i go to armoury to buy something
Oki
WE'VE GOT 10 MAGIC STAFFS, 9SWORDS, 8SPEARS, 7SHIELDS, 6WEIRDTHINGS, 5WEIRDGLOWYGRENADETHINGS

aight i can see now since 20 mins have passed
i grab hat and run
No KOTL minutes doh
also everyone is throwing poo at you now
i look in houses