KOTL: This is going to fail. This is my THIRD kotl. I will fail

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Dragonlouis

Actually, 2 are trying to break the forge down(it will regenerate given time) and git dark, and 2 are trying to yeet noobiest

assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:

Actually, 2 are trying to break the forge down(it will regenerate given time) and git dark, and 2 are trying to yeet noobiest

i yell at the zombies "hey ugly, come and get me"

Dragonlouis

The lightsaber dude is succeeding in breaking the wall down.

Dragonlouis
I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

aight what are my 2 zombies wielding

bronze dagger, lightsaber

assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:

The lightsaber dude is succeeding in breaking the wall down.

i slash the zombie constant LFA

Dragonlouis

Oki.

He parries.

The bronze dagger guy stabs

assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:

Oki.

He parries.

The bronze dagger guy stabs

at me?

Dragonlouis
I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

I say

"Someday you'll go far. I hope you stay there" to my 2 zombiesa

The lightsaber guy charges(well, slowly) and slashes

Dragonlouis
darkbrah7654 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:

Oki.

He parries.

The bronze dagger guy stabs

at me?

well yes

assassin3752

I say to zombie's "you should come with a warning label"

Dragonlouis

You chop off one of his legs.

He falls on you with the lightsaber and tries to kill you

assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:

Oki.

He parries.

The bronze dagger guy stabs

at me?

well yes

i dodge and say "dont try to be a smart @$$, when you're just an @$$"

Dragonlouis
darkbrah7654 wrote:

I say to zombie's "you should come with a warning label"

He doesn't speak English

The lightsaber guy jumps at you and the bronze dagger guy tries to block off your escape route.

assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:

You chop off one of his legs.

He falls on you with the lightsaber and tries to kill you

i dodge and say" You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupkcake*

assassin3752
I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

I roll the side, slash at his head and say

"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."

i was thinking of that roast lol

Dragonlouis
darkbrah7654 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:

You chop off one of his legs.

He falls on you with the lightsaber and tries to kill you

i dodge and say" You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupkcake*

He grazes your leg

OWWWWWWWW

Moderate injury in leg

assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

I say to zombie's "you should come with a warning label"

He doesn't speak English

The lightsaber guy jumps at you and the bronze dagger guy tries to block off your escape route.

i dodge and hit the bronze dagger guy behind the back with my lightsaber

Dragonlouis
I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

I roll the side, slash at his head and say

"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."

You can't roll yet

oof

You instead bonk your head. Minor head injury.

The bronze dagger guy chucks his dagger at you

Dragonlouis

You chop it off since he only has one leg.

+1 point, +5 gold.

assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:

You chop it off since he only has one leg.

+1 point, +5 gold.

who me or noobiest?