KOTL: This is going to fail. This is my THIRD kotl. I will fail

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Dragonlouis

He parries and stabs

Dragonlouis

There's some barracks in town. You can train there for gold.

Dragonlouis

I know. I'm just saying

You nearly cut off his leg

ow

he stabs at your face, can't jump or duck

Dragonlouis

Yeah

You miss the head but you injure his dagger arm. He stumbles back.

Dragonlouis

So...

Are you gonna grab it back?

Dragonlouis

Really?

Dragonlouis

bruh

Dragonlouis

Well I do too but uh

well it's harder on pluto

Dragonlouis

It's harder on pluto

You have to train

Dragonlouis

Oh lol

You can't, for some reason

Dragonlouis

Okay

He dies and drops 2 gold

Dragonlouis

uh

50 gold to do it quickly, 15 gold to do it slowly and ineffectively 

Dragonlouis

Basic punch: 5 gold.

Basic kick: 7 gold

Stronger punch: 10 gold

Roundhouse kick: 15 gold

Dragonlouis

Well there's another one, he has a bronze dagger.

 

Dragonlouis

He sidesteps but the slash hits his stomach

Dragonlouis

He lunges forward and stabs

Dragonlouis

He falls, dagger going towards your leg

Dragonlouis

He dies, dropping 3 gold.

Dragonlouis

uh try your phone

Dragonlouis

I dunno

It's helpful tho.

Seriously. Check the weather.