KOTL: This is going to fail. This is my THIRD kotl. I will fail

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Dragonlouis

Gimme a moment I need to make the data card for big bois

assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:

Well there's a weird...

high tech looking zombie in the forest

i hide behind atree and observe the zombie

The tree suddenly becomes alive and tries to suffocate you.

The zombie is like: I KNOW UR THERE YOU STUPID NOOBY MUFFINHEAD

i cut its wines or whatever with my gold sword and run away from forest

assassin3752

then i go to shop and ask the shopkeeper if he has a diamond dagger

Dragonlouis

You can only sacrifice ur giant potion

assassin3752
darkbrah7654 wrote:

then i go to shop and ask the shopkeeper if he has a diamond dagger

 

Dragonlouis

BIG BOI:

Invincible on the outside, stupid and useless on the inside. MAIN WEAKNESSES: EYES, EARS, INSIDE MOUTH, and ANYWHERE INSIDE OF HIS BODY

Dragonlouis
I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

How come a diamond sword is 75 gold and a diamond shield is 200 gold

the shield has more potential

Dragonlouis
darkbrah7654 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

then i go to shop and ask the shopkeeper if he has a diamond dagger

 

yessire it's 65 gold

assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

then i go to shop and ask the shopkeeper if he has a diamond dagger

 

yessire it's 65 gold

what is a diamond dagger's powers and how many diamond daggers are there? also is there a diamond long sword and if there is then how much does it cost and how many of diamond long sword are there?

Dragonlouis
I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

Fine then

I sac my giant potion, then buy 2 plasma sabers (-30  gold) and sac them too

They ah...

don't have two plasma sabers.

The giant potion was enough though.

DIAMOND SHIELD:

FORCE FIELD(quite unbreakable.)

IMPOSSIBLE BASH(like legit impossible.)

FLYING SAUCER FORCE FIELD(what the)

OFFENSIVE FLYING SAUCER THE THROW THEM INTO THE SKY(uh...)

MEGA PLASMA INSANE (@*#&$(#@$&@# EDGE

assassin3752
darkbrah7654 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

then i go to shop and ask the shopkeeper if he has a diamond dagger

 

yessire it's 65 gold

what is a diamond dagger's powers and how many diamond daggers are there? also is there a diamond long sword and if there is then how much does it cost and how many of diamond long sword are there?

 

Dragonlouis
I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

is my diamond shield at max level yet

For level 1 yes

Dragonlouis
darkbrah7654 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

then i go to shop and ask the shopkeeper if he has a diamond dagger

 

yessire it's 65 gold

what is a diamond dagger's powers and how many diamond daggers are there? also is there a diamond long sword and if there is then how much does it cost and how many of diamond long sword are there?

 

2 diamond daggers, diamond longsword is 125, one in stock

assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

then i go to shop and ask the shopkeeper if he has a diamond dagger

 

yessire it's 65 gold

what is a diamond dagger's powers and how many diamond daggers are there? also is there a diamond long sword and if there is then how much does it cost and how many of diamond long sword are there?

 

2 diamond daggers, diamond longsword is 125

i buy a diamond dagger for 65 gold

assassin3752

also what does giant potion do?

Dragonlouis

36 gold left

Dragonlouis
darkbrah7654 wrote:

also what does giant potion do?

 

Dragonlouis

makes u a giant

assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

also what does giant potion do?

 

 

assassin3752
I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

makes you giant 

DUH

for how many hours?