Larry the Advice Arachnid

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JD_Wuffa wrote:

is larry still available after his year of service?

Larry is having a mid life crisis right now, but is still open to any questions

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good to know we have one liable animal to help us with our daily needs

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hypermuddish wrote:

i need advice how to subtra ct

Larry cant even count past 5 so he doesn't know these complicated concepts. He says the answer is 4.2069 because he likes funny numbers

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theutltl wrote:
hvenki wrote:
theutltl wrote:

Larry, why am I still following this post?

Larry thinks that you have clinical obesity and depression and should see a doctor

I don't have the money to see the doctor what do I do

Larry thinks you should see a dentist then

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and if you cant see a dentist get a job before coming to an almighty spider

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JD_Wuffa wrote:

and if you cant see a dentist get a job before coming to an almighty spider

Larry is in a mid life crisis, therefore he does not support work. He recommends you look at get rich fast life hack videos for this one

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that doesnt stop him from being almighty

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Larry thinks you should dunk your head in a septic tank

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sure

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No the other guy

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I had 2763 dead spiders in my basement
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Tamluon9 wrote:
I had 2763 dead spiders in my basement

Larry says it was natural selection

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Am I fat
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johncsch wrote:
Am I fat

larry says https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/calculate-your-bmi

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im currently looking at my old msgs and dying of cringe-

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same bruh who necroposted this thread