Larry the Advice Arachnid

Larry: I am able to answer most questions.

Why? 

 Larry: 

Larry if I pet you, will you bite me?

Assuming you don't squash him, yes

Larry: You can't pet me because I am actually dead

But you inhabited that form, so you still control the body.

I don't think that's how it works

a ghost doesn't need to have a physical body to do poltergeist stuff

You said it, I thought you knew how it works...

THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER 

This is unacceptable Larry 

Larry will be taking a break

Totally unacceptable, our dear helper has......betrayed us. 

Larry will be taking a break.

Not a cool excuse. I expected a creative one

I said, Larry will be taking a break. We are over 100 posts already...

This is unacceptable 

accept it for a few moments

That is unacceptable too

thank you