last one to post is a weirdo

want to buy it?

Y E S

Would you like to trade for it?

give me two oranges and i will give you tangerine

how about pokemon cards

I have some good ones. =)

acually have the oranges.

ok now you just need to mail them to me

ok wut is your address (not your real address of course, just make something up.)

12345 Schenectady NY

ok your oranges will arrive in about 10 decades sir thacc you for your time

that's too long

Ok if you give us an extra 500$ in taxes and shipping we can cut it down to 3 milliseconds

3 milliseconds not long enough

ok an extra 1000$ an it will come in 15 minutes

i don't have $1000

i have tangerine

ok 50$ it will come in 3 hours.

final offer boi

i may be able to find a couple bucks in the couch cushions, but i don't think that's gonna be enough

ok you get it for free

But every month you must pay me 2 apples or else...........

i have no apples 

only tangerine