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Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 8 -- Pictures!
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chessPlatypus01 wrote:
u should add florida man
florida man will be a future character : D
wonderful series
May 7, 2021
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hypermuddish wrote:
chessPlatypus01 wrote:
u should add florida man
florida man will be a future character : D
i want to help with illustrations, add me on discord goose#5244
chessPlatypus01 wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
chessPlatypus01 wrote:
u should add florida man
florida man will be a future character : D
i want to help with illustrations, add me on discord goose#5244
uh maybe when there is a SSR specific server because we don't have many mutual servers with much freedom
duntcare wrote:
now pair it to kalinka
good idea
May 7, 2021
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hypermuddish wrote:
chessPlatypus01 wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
chessPlatypus01 wrote:
u should add florida man
florida man will be a future character : D
i want to help with illustrations, add me on discord goose#5244
uh maybe when there is a SSR specific server because we don't have many mutual servers with much freedom
ill make a server
5/5 very p o g
Sorry, this is a bit late ☹ technical issues
Why am I doing this.
so anyways
Link to episode 7: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/le-story-of-sovie-rmssiae-episode-7
If you want to see episode 1 or any previous episodes just search forums by keyword “sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ” , you can copy paste it there.
[Precredits]
Idea by Hypermuddish
Written by Hypermuddish
DISCLAIMER:
This has NOTHING to do with the actual Soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.
Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 8
Location: Moscow
>Combat Expert is sitting in a chair.
Combat Expert (Thoughts): Hm… I should check up on that ninja in jail who Russian Man was talking about.
>Combat Expert does some hand symbols and teleports to the jail.
Guard: Hello, sir.
Combat Expert: Hey. Can I enter the jail to visit some of the inmates?
Guard: Sure thing, dude. Come with me.
>Combat Expert follows the guard into the depths of the jail. They stop by at the Ninja Leader’s cell.
Combat Expert: Hello, Ninja Leader. How are you?
Ninja Leader: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!! YOU CAN’T KEEP ME IN HERE FOR LONG!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU AFTER I GET OUT OF THIS STINKY JAIL CELL AND AWAY FROM THIS NOOBLORD!!
Bubgi: Hey, don’t call me a nooblord. It’s not very nice.
Ninja Leader: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHGHHH!! I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT!!!
Bubgi: Hey, I’ll tell on you if you continue being so mean.
Combat Expert: Well, looks like those two are made for each other.
>The guard chuckles.
Combat Expert: But how did that Bubgi guy even land in jail?
Guard (Whispering): Apparently, he cut in the food line on pizza day.
Combat Expert: Auugh! Such evilry!!!
>Combat Expert faints.
Ninja Leader: Wow, this Combat Expert guy is such a MEGANOOB that this NOOB made him faint!
Guard: We’ll see who’s laughing when you rot in jail with that noob over there.
Bubgi: Me?
Guard: C’mon, Combat Expert. Let’s get out of this noob infested noobhole.
>Combat Expert wakes up.
Combat Expert: Hm…? Uh, ok.
>Combat Expert and Guard walk out of the jail.
Combat Expert: I think you should keep a close eye on that Bubgi guy. Something tells me he’s hiding something inside of his outer noob shell.
Guard: Will do, sir.
>Combat Expert walks back onto the streets of Moscow.
>Briiing! His phone rings.
Combat Expert: Hello?
Putin: Sup. How ya doin?
Combat Expert: Uhm, pretty good. What’s the matter?
Putin: We are kinda low on Chromesteel powder. I need you to go to Africa and try to barter for some, because it’s currently the easiest way to obtain it.
Combat Expert: Understood.
>The call ends.
Combat Expert (Thoughts): Well, I better tp over there now, and also, I should bring a powerful fighting unit in things get complicated.
>Combat Expert teleports into an African village, along with around 60 warriors.
Combat Expert: Hello?
>A child peeks timidly out of a building.
Child 1: It’s ok everyone, it’s just those Russian traders.
>We hear sighs of relief and people step out of the buildings.
Village Leader: Oh, long time no see, Combat Expert.
Combat Expert: Ah, Village Leader, my old friend. We come to trade, and why were you guys hiding?
Village Leader: It was terrible! A bunch of these armor guys came to our village and raided our supplies!
Combat Expert: … armor guys?
>An old man walks up to them.
Elder: Yes, they had shiny armor and they were all riding on horses. We could not stop them…
Combat Expert: A cavalry-based squad… interesting. Do they have schedules for raids?
Village Leader: Yes, they come every day at 5 pm. They demand resources or we will all be slain.
Combat Expert: It’s 4:58 pm right now. We will hide and ambush them.
Village Leader: Are you sure you can take them on?
Combat Expert: Maybe, and we can always call in Putin and Rasputin themselves.
Village Leader: Oh, thank Sheldon! We might be rid of this evil at last.
>A horn blares in the distance.
Combat Expert: Everyone, hide!
>But there are not enough places to hide.
Combat Expert: Oh no…
>A guy in the group stands up.
Dimitri: I think I can help.
Combat Expert: What’s your idea?
Dimitri: My class, nightwings, are masters of stealth. I can create a shadow to hide you all.
Combat Expert: Whuuuuut?? A rank 4 class in this group??
Dimitri: Well, I’m only newly evolved.
Combat Expert: Cool, we’ll stick with your idea.
>Dimitri does some hand symbols. A dark pool – a shadow – appears on the ground.
Dimitri: I’m done, everyone jump in.
>As soon as Combat Expert’s body hit the shadow, he became the shadow itself. He could not see his body. He saw what the shadow sees.
Combat Expert: Woah… this is weird.
Soldier 14: Oh, hi Combat Expert.
Combat Expert: Hi.
Dimitri: I’ll move the shadow into a natural shadow. We can watch what happens.
>The shadow slithers under a tree.
>Figures on horses emerge on the horizon. They are carrying flags with a skull on it.
>The riders enter the village.
Death Rider leader: The Death Riders have arrived! Did you noobs make enough resources for us today?
Village Leader: N-no.
Death Rider leader: THEN PERISH, FOOLS!!
>A death rider gallops at the fearful Village Leader.
>Suddenly, a dark blade slashes through him and cuts him in half. Dimitri appears on the other side.
Combat Expert: Defend the village!!
>The group jumps out of the Shadow, with weapons ready.
Death Rider leader: Hm… slick. A rank 4 in this team, eh?
Dimitri: Uh… yeah?
Death Rider leader: You have proven your strength. Join us in our conquest and we shall leave this noob village alone!
Combat Expert: How about... no.
Death Rider leader: FOOL!!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!
Combat Expert: Anger issues, am I right?
Soldier 32: Lol
Death Rider leader: ATTACK THEM!!!
>Waves and waves of soldiers clash with the Russian guys.
Combat Expert: Poison mist!
>Combat Expert does some hand symbols and the ground cracks and starts seeping a strange purple mist.
Death Rider 43: What is this noobery – AHHHH ITS POISION!!!
>Death Rider 43 dies, along with a bunch of others.
Soldier 60: Wow, good job.
Combat Expert: Thanks.
Death Rider leader: THIS NOOBERY SHALL COME TO AN END!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!
Death Rider leader: I SUMMON, THE SKULL LORD, THE BLESSING OF DEATH, THE FIRST DEATH RIDER!!
>Death Rider leader does some crazy hand symbols.
>A strange vortex forms in the sky
Soldier 34: Oh man… this can’t be good.
>A huge armored skeleton on top of a huge skeleton horse emerges from the vortex.
Skull Lord: WHO HAS SUMMONED THE MIGHTY SKULL LORD??
Death Rider leader: We face a strong foe! We call upon our ancestors!!
>The Skull Lord looks at the group.
Combat Leader: Oh, we’re screwed.
Skull Lord: SKULL STRIKE!!
>The Skull Lord gallops across the plains and thrusts his sword.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Later
>Combat Expert wakes up in a cold, damp jail cell.
Combat Expert: Woah… that Skull Lord guy is OP.
>Combat Expert reaches for his phone to call the Moscow headquarters but the phone is broken.
Combat Expert: Darn it!
Meanwhile
>Dimitri wakes up in a cold, damp jail cell.
Dimitri (thoughts): How do I get out of here…
Dimitri (thoughts): My shadow sneak skill cooldown is over! I can get past these bars and rescue the others!
>Dimitri does some hand symbols. He morphs into a shadow which passes right through the jail cell bars.
Guard: Huh? I heard something going on over here…
Guard: GAAAHHH!!! THIS GUY OVER HERE ESC-
>Dimitri knicks the guard out and takes the keys.
>He walks around the corner. He sees a sleeping Combat Expert in a cell.
>The door swings open as Dimitri uses the key.
Dimitri: Psst. Hey, Combat Expert.
Combat Expert: Huh? Dimitri??
Dimitri: Yeah, it’s me. We’re breaking out of here.
Combat Expert: Got it. I’ll summon some zombies to free our friends.
>Combat Expert waves his hands around.
>Zombies crawl off of the ground and they split up, to start to open jail cells.
Guard: Huh?? What’s going on here??
Combat Expert: Uh oh…
Guard: DIE!!
>The guard throws some knives at Combat Expert:
Combat Expert: Bone shield!
>A shield of bones covers Combat Expert. The knives ricochet off.
>Combat Expert pulls out a Soul Sword out of his scabbard and runs through the Guard.
Soldier 31: Woah, nice.
Combat Expert: Do we have everyone here?
Soldier 40: Almost everyone… were just straight up killed by that weird godlike thing.
>Tears were shed for a few moments.
Combat Expert: We cannot dwell on the past. Let us defeat this evil that is plaguing Africa.
Soldier 20: Nuke throw!
>Soldier 20 Hurls a nuke at the ceiling, which is blasted to bits.
Combat Expert: Now let’s get out of here!
>The group jump on top of the roof, but only to get surrounded by guards.
Combat Expert: Bruh
Guard 41: HANDS UP OR DIE!!!
Combat Expert: Uh…
Guard 41: DIE!!!
Combat Expert: Yikes.
>As the guard is charging at him, Combat Expert easily dodges the strike and turns the guard to dust with a Death Touch skill.
>The other guards retreat.
Soldier 30: Well, that was easier than I thought.
Combat Expert: C’mon guys. Let’s go to the village.
>The group teleports to the village.
>It is on fire. The villagers are weeping and the Death Riders are wreaking havoc on the village.
Dimitri: Dang.
Death Rider leader: Eh? YOU GUYS???!!! I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU!!!!
Dimitri: lol this noob
Death Rider leader: LET’S SEE WHO’S THE NOOB WHEN I SUMMON THE DEATH RIDER GOD AGAIN!!! NOW SURRENDER OR I’LL DO IT!!!
>A soviet scientist steps up.
Scientist: I have researched on this topic. You used a Summoning Stone to summon that thing. Normally they have a 1-week cooldown.
Combat Expert: Yeah, that makes sense.
Dimitri: This nooblord was probably just bluffing.
Death Rider leader: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! CURSE YOU NOOB SCIENTISTS WITH YOUR OVERINFLATED BRAINS!!!!!
Combat Expert: Noob
Death Rider leader: WE CAN STILL KILL YOU WITH OUR OWN WEAPONS!!!!
>The swarm of Death Riders speed at the squad.
Soldier 12: Vine Growth!
>Vines shoot from his fingertips and it entangles the legs of the horses.
Dimitri: Nukeduster!
>Dimitri leaps into the air, and drops nukes at rapid speed while he glides down using some sort thing on his back.
>The nukes hit home and the trapped Death Riders are sitting ducks.
Soldier 55: Woah, that was a cool move.
Dimitri: Us nightwings have these glider things on our back. The nukeduster skill is basically like what a crop duster does except with nukes.
Soldier 55: Cool.
>Suddenly, the leader starts screaming random stuff in another language,
Death Rider leader (Translation): [ULT] DEATH RAY
>The Death Rider leader siphons a purple ray of destruction that is moving towards the group.
>Combat Expert’s face lights up as he comes up with an idea.
Combat Expert: [ULT] GRAVE STRIKE!!
Soldier 30: Hey, I remember this move from our cave spider adventure… but what is he planning?
>Graves rise up from beneath Combat Expert’s feet. Skeletons after skeletons spawn, and they all form a tower with Combat Expert on the top. He is now above the Death Ray.
>Combat Expert jumps down, grabs a sword and is flying straight at an unnoticing Death Rider leader.
Soldier 46: Is this gonna work…?
Soldier: 7: THE DEATH RAY IS ALMOST UPON US!!!
>Suddenly an explosion fills the battlefield.
>When the dust clears, we see Combat Expert, with a sword through the Death Rider leader’s chest. He was dead. When the leader died, his ult disappeared.
>Combat Expert turns towards the remaining few Death Riders with a smile.
Combat Expert: As for you guys, you’re going straight to jail.
>The villagers rush out of the buildings.
Villager 4: Oh, thank you so much!
Villager 17: We are in forever debt to you!
Combat Expert: Was anyone hurt?
Elder: Nah. Those noobs ignored us and they were just destroying buildings.
Village Leader: So back to our original question. You were looking to trade, no?
Combat Expert: We are a bit short on Chromesteel dust, I was wondering if you have any.
Village Leader. Oh, yes, we do. Those Death Riders got most of it to their base, but we still have a bit that we are glad to give to you.
Combat Expert: Wait… so that leader we fought wasn’t the real boss of the Death Riders?
>Village Leader laughs.
Village Leader: Lol, no. The Death Riders are bigger than you could imagine. They spread out through the galaxy, and are some of the most feared pirates here.
Combat Expert: Do you know who is at the top of their chain…?
Village Leader: Oh, yes I have heard stories about him. Apparently, his name is Pumpkin Head and his head got cut off but Tsar Nicholas II a bunch of years ago. So, he enchanted a pumpkin and uses it as his head. He is crazy powerful and could possibly wipe out the entirety of Russia with his current power.
Combat Expert: Woah…
Village Leader: They will probably come for us again, so we will grow our village and train the finest warriors.
Combat Expert: Well, I sure like your attitude, dude.
Village Leader: Welp, see ya guys soon!
Combat Expert: Bye
>The group teleports back to Moscow.
>A guard rushes up to them.
Guard: COME QUICK COME QUICK!!!
Combat Expert: Eh? Guys, follow me.
>The guard leads them to the jail. It seems more empty than normal.
>We see a dead Ninja Leader, and the other inmate has disappeared.
>Putin walks up from behind.
Putin: We have feared this day. Bubgi has fooled all of us with his nooby characteristics, and now when we soften our defenses by a bit, he has taken the chance and escaped.
Combat Expert: Dang… this Bubgi guy seems pretty OP.
Putin: So let us fortify our walls, strengthen our troops, so when evil dare show its ugly face to grand Russia, we will be prepared!
>Cue dramatic end music
Epilogue.
Location: Ship
???: Ah, Earth in all its beauty. Too bad it will be destroyed soon.
??? (2): H-h-heh heh, yes, of course, sir.
???: Is something bothering you?
??? (2): N-no. sir.
???; Alright. We need our whole army at max performance in case these Earthlings get tricky.
Meanwhile
>Cat Joot ran as fast as his legs could carry him. He bounded over mountains, he swam through lakes, he sped through forests. He had to warn the Soviets about this incoming danger.
>And finally, he stopped before Moscow. It was even greater than he had remembered all those years ago.
>As he stepped through the gates, he was filed with a new invigoration and willingness to fight for his family and friends. The day that decides it all was coming. The messenger of light has arrived.
>Cue another dramatic end music
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