Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 9
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Sorry, no pictures for this one. I didn't have enough time and I am planning on making future images on a more furnished platform (Maybe roblox) rather than terrible hand-drawn scenes. :l
Why am I doing this.
so anyways
Link to episode 8: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/le-story-of-sovie-rmssiae-episode-8?page=1
If you want to see episode 1 or any previous episodes just search forums by keyword “sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ” , you can copy paste it there.
[Precredits]
Idea by Hypermuddish
Written by Hypermuddish
DISCLAIMER:
This has NOTHING to do with the actual Soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.
Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 9
Location: Rasputin’s mind
>Rasputin was having very strange dreams.
>He was standing on a long patch of land in the middle of darkness.
Rasputin: Hello?
>Rasputin suddenly had a terrible headache.
Rasputin: AAARGH!
>When the pain subsided, Rasputin looked up. There was now a bridge connecting from him to a strange looking ship.
>He heard people talking inside it.
???: Ah, yes, now we shall conquer Earth.
??? (2): And then blow it up with our secret weapon
???: HAHAHAHAH!!
??? (2): Hey- wha…
???: GET BACK HERE!
>A small shadow scurries across the tiled stone floor. Rasputin realized how elegant it looked, he would have explored the ship if the terror of the moment went away.
>Rasputin gasps as he recognizes the small being
Rasputin: C-cat Joot?
Cat Joot: Meow!!
>Suddenly, Cat Joot starts twitching. His feline mouth transformed into one that a human might have.
Cat Joot: I warn you, Rasputin! The Neurii are coming for you!!
Cat Joot: When times are dark, resort to the T!
Rasputin: The T?
Cat Joot: The T, friend, the T!
>A cloaked figure rushes quickly and grabs Cat Joot.
>Suddenly, Rasputin WAS Cat Joot.
Rasputin: M-meow!
>A dark knife comes crashing down. Then everything went dark.
>Putin jolts awake in his bed, sweating and panting. He remembered the strange otherworldly occurrences of the dream vividly.
Rasputin: My, what a horrible dream. What time is it?
>Rasputin checks his phone. 4:12 am.
Rasputin: Well, normally I don’t wake up this early, but I’ll just walk around. The glory of Moscow shall override the horrible evil of that nightmare.
>Rasputin opens his door, and walks outside. The sun is not out yet. It is still dark.
>Suddenly, a cat leaps to his feet.
Rasputin: Cat Joot??
Cat Joot: Meow
Rasputin: How did you get here?
>Rasputin remembers the dream. He looks around with wide eyes and trembling arms for any of those terrible cloaked figures, whom he would guess to be the Neurii.
Rasputin: *Sigh* Well, I guess I’m getting to paranoid right now. C’mon Joot, let’s go for a walk.
>Cat Joot leaps onto Rasputin’s shoulder and together they walk into the lush forest of Moscow.
>Birds chirped and frogs ribbitted as they passed through looming trees, tranquil ponds, and gooey marshlands.
>The sun was about to rise now.
Rasputin: Well, time to head back now. This walk has really cleared my mind.
>Camera fades.
>Camera flickers on. Now we see a yawning Rasputin enter the main headquarters of the Soviet Union
Front Desk Lady: Why so tired bro?
Rasputin: Well, it’s a long story. What’s the catch today?
Front Desk Lady: Well, our radars detected a mysterious object in our orbit. It’s something like… some sort of ship. Can you go check it out?
>Rasputin’s blood ran cold. A ship. Just like the one in his dreams. He had to tell Putin.
Rasputin: Uh… before I go, where’s Putin? I wanna talk to him.
Front Desk Lady: He’s in his office right now. You can go check on him if you want.
Rasputin: Ok, thanks.
>Rasputin bounds towards Putin’s office.
Front Desk Lady (thoughts): Gee, he seems to be in a hurry.
Rasputin: HEY PUTIN I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS FOR YOU
Putin: Eh? Oh, hey Rasputin.
>Putin yawns.
Rasputin: Ok, this is more important than possibly anything we have discussed before. So in this dream I had-
Putin: Dream? I had a dream too. Was your dream a weird one about these cloak guys in a ship?
Rasputin: Y-yes! How did you know?
Putin: I had a similar dream, but I predict there will be some minor differences. Would you care to explain yours? I’ll go second.
Rasputin: No prob, dude. So, in my dream, there was this ship with those cloak guys. I also saw Cat Joot. I think you may have heard of him from Combat Expert’s adventures.
Putin: Yup.
Rasputin: So, he was running from the cloak guys- I think they’re called the Neurii. They wanted him bad for some reason. So anyways, Cat Joot talked to me that those Neurii were going to take over the world and blow it up with a “secret weapon”. And this is the strangest part.
Putin: Yes?
Rasputin: Joot said, “When times are dark, resort to the T”.
>Putin has a look of shock on his face.
Putin: That’s exactly what Sheldon said to me in my dream!
Rasputin: Sheldon? You mean, Sheldon as in the Entity of Goodness?’
Putin: Yes, here, let’s have a cup of Russia brewed tea, and I shall explain my dream…
>Putin pours himself and Rasputin a cup of brownish tea, with a distinct aroma of Russian herbs.
Putin: *Sip* So, in my dream, I was standing on a strange planet, desolate of any water or living things. Then suddenly, a bright light flew down and everywhere it went, it spread life and hope. When it started flying towards me, it morphed into Sheldon himself. He said, “Beware the Neurii. Beware the meganuke. If you’re ever in trouble, remember the T”.
Rasputin: Whoa… that’s your dream?
Putin: That wasn’t the end yet. Sheldon told me there was another one. The Entity of All Evil.
>Rasputin gasps.
Rasputin: C-could he be talking about…
Putin: Yes, I’m afraid. Thirst man.
Rasputin: We’re in no shape to fight Thirst Man!
Putin: Yes… but with the power of Sheldon, we might.
Rasputin: B-but… we’re only one planet in the vast universe, where Sheldon has to attend to each and every one of them. How do we summon him here?
Putin: No idea lol
Rasputin: I suspect it has something to do with T…
Putin: Good hypothesis. But why T?
Rasputin: Dunno. This spooky talk is giving me the creeps. Let’s head out, maybe get some grub.
Putin: Agreed, old friend.
>Putin and Rasputin arise from their seats and they head outside.
>The sun was shining and it was a beautiful day. Too bad the world was possibly about to end, otherwise it would be nothing short of a perfect enjoyable time.
Putin: Let’s head over to that McAlexei’s over there.
Rasputin: Yum
>Putin and Rasputin enter the McAlexei and plop down at a random table. Kids were playing and laughing on the jungle gym, oblivious to the incoming danger.
Rasputin: What are you gonna get? I’ll place our orders.
Putin: Uh, I’ll get a medium potato fries and a chicken burger.
Rasputin: Cool
>Rasputin walks over to the ordering stand.
>Putin stayed in his seat, pondering about what was about to come.
Putin (thoughts): I know our army is strong… but will we able to defeat the Neurii, with their secret weapon?
Rasputin: Hey dude, I’m back. Here’s your food.
Putin: Huh- ok, thanks.
>Putin and Rasputin ate their food in silence.
Meanwhile
>Russian Man is now out of the hospital.
>He noticed Putin acting very strangely today, so he wanted to give Putin his 1 use resurrection device as a gift. He walks into the McAlexei’s.
Russian Man: Hello, Putin
Putin: Oh hi. Good to see you again.
Russian Man: I got this cool thing when we fought the Shadow Ninjas, I thought you might like it.
>Russian Man hands Putin the resurrection device.
Putin: Woah… what’s this?
Russian Man: If you die, you can use it to respawn. It only has 1 use left.
Putin: Wow… thanks!
Russian Man: No problem bro. I figured you would need this more.
Meanwhile
>Combat Expert is deep in thought.
Combat Expert (thoughts): Putin and Rasputin have been acting like they are hiding something… oh, it’s probably nothing. I’ll go get some leninade and some bread for breakfast.
>As Combat Expert is walking, a cat walks in front of him.
Combat Expert: Cat Joot? Is that you??
Cat Joot: Meow
>Cat Joot scurries away.
Combat Expert: Huh, strange. I thought he lives in that Mushroom Planet…
Meanwhile
>Dimitri had a hard day at work yesterday. He had to apprehend a bunch of thieves who were sabotaging the trading group. The Soviets came out victorious, but Dimitri suffered a nuke explosion, and now he has bandages on his left knee. He is now planning on visiting his friend Pavel.
Dimitri: Hey Pavel.
Pavel: Sup, noob
>Dimitri chuckles.
Dimitri: The only noob here is you, noobfarmer!
Pavel: Lol. So, did you hear about Putin?
Dimitri: Oh, yeah. Isn’t it like, he and Rasputin are about to give an important speech about the end of the world?
Pavel: Sure is. Let’s go check it out, comrade.
>Pavel and Dimitri do some hand symbols, then they teleport to the city square.
Putin: Hello, friends, comrades, I bring you all here today for an important announcement. How important, you ask? Well, the fate of our Soviet Union, the fate of the world, or the galaxy, is in our hands.
>A quite murmur passes through the crowd.
Putin: An incoming force is threatening to take away everything we have away from us, the civilization we have built for ages, our freedom, or even our lives. That is why I have gathered you all here now. We must prepare for the battle that is soon to come, and we must prepare well, or they will shred through our forces with ease.
Civilian 4358: What is going to attack us?
Putin: An interplanetary race we know almost nothing about, except they call themselves the Neurii and they have these cool cloaks.
Librarian: H-hello? Can I have a word?
Putin: Sure, go ahead.
Librarian: I might have some knowledge about the Neurii.
Putin: Yes? Please do tell.
Librarian: Well, in this book here it says that they have black cloaks and red eyes, but the most interesting thing it says is that they can… mind control people.
>The crowd gasps
Civilian 6246: Mind control?? How are we supposed to defend against that??
Librarian: Well, there is a way to make anti mind control helmet, and we do have all the required resources, but it drains them at a rapid speed.
Putin: Thank you for this vital information, Librarian, we shall begin the construction of those said helmets… right now.
>Putin steps off the stage, and the crowd disperses.
>Suddenly, Moscow is shadowed by a huge shape.
>Screams are heard throughout the city. People panicked.
Putin: Oh no… they’re already here. We must hold them off!
Meanwhile
>Boss Neurii was enjoying the moment. There was so much chaos in the streets below. He would soon destroy this world with the Meganuke.
Boss Neurii: Get me my megaphone.
Servant Neurii: Yes, my lord.
>The servant gives the boss Neurii some sort of chip, which he attaches to the neck area near his vocal cords.
Boss Neurii: Greetings, people of Earth.
>As he spoke, his voice multiplied in decibels, loud enough for all of Russia to hear.
Boss Neurii: I offer you one chance to step off of this land, and join us, on our conquest.
>He didn’t tell them about the plan to blow up the Earth.
Putin: TREACHERY!! WE KNOW THAT AS SOON AS WE STEP OFF THE LAND, YOU WILL BLOW IT UP WITH YOUR MEGANUKE!!
>For once, the Boss Neurii had a look of shock on his face.
Boss Neurii: These… Russians are smarter than we have thought. Do they have… mind read powers like us?
Servant Neurii: I dunno.
Boss Neurii: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, YOU NOOB!!!
>Boss Neurii yeets the servant away.
Putin: Wow, those guys sure are angry.
Soldier 3445: I know, right?
Boss Neurii: So anyways, now because you decline our offer, we will absolutely and utterly demolish your planet.
>Small openings appear all over the ship, and smaller ships or capsules filled with Neurii warriors flooded out.
Russian Man: Uh oh. How are we gonna fight these guys?
Putin: We have many siege weapons that can knock them out of the sky. We must play it safe before the anti mind control helmets come out.
>A capsule lands near Putin and Russian Man. We hear hissing and 3 cloaked Neurii warriors popped out.
Putin: Uh… I don’t feel so good.
>Putin seems like he is in deep mental pain. Soon Russian Man begins to feel it too.
Russian Man: I… think i-it’s those guys affecting…us
Putin: W-we have… to fight it…
>A blast kills the Neurii and Putin and Russian man recover.
Putin: Thanks, dude,
>Combat Expert lands right next to them.
Combat Expert: Anytime. And those anti mind control helmets will also be able to block out psychological attacks like those.
Putin: That’s good to hear. How do those guys have those powers though…
Russian Man: I heard about those types in school a long time ago. They are a special class – the Neuromancer – who specializes in brain triggers.
Putin: Huh, the Neuromancers… are there any more of them other than the Neurii?
Russian Man: I don’t think so.
>Combat Expert slices another Neurii warrior in half with his Shadow Blade.
Combat Expert: Phew, good thing there aren’t any more. These guys are t-o-u-g-h.
Russian Man: Wait, so if we wipe out these guys we are exterminating an entire class?
Putin: Well, you’re out of line, but you’re right.
Combat Expert: Dang.
>A horn blares.
Putin: What??
Russian Man: I think the special helmets are ready.
Combat Expert: Well, that’s good news. Let’s go get some.
>The trio runs into the main Headquarters. The battle is raging all around them.
Front Desk Lady: Sup. Here to get some helmets?
Putin: Yes
Front Desk Lady: Got it.
>The Front Desk Lady hands out 3 helmets to Putin, Combat Expert, and Russian Man.
Combat Expert: Huh… these are surprisingly comfy.
Russian Man: I know, right?
Putin: Now let us rejoin the battle.
>They teleport outside, where a bunch of capsules fall to the ground.
>Heavily armored Neurii soldiers crawl out.
Putin: Uh oh.
Russian Man: They are coming at an endless rate. We need to get to the ship.
>Combat Expert slices through all the Neurii with ease.
>The three of them get into a Soviet HyperJet 9069 and they sit down.
Putin: Anyone know how to fly this thing?
Russian Man: Yes, we took flying classes back in school.
Putin: BRO WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO???
Russian Man: I went to the Interdimensional Academy of Godly Arts, AKA the IAGA.
Combat Expert: YOU WENT TO THE IAGA?? DUUUUDE SO LUCKYYYY
Russian Man: I know, right? But I was actually pretty weak compared to some of the other guys. The courses were extremely difficult. Anyways, let’s get going.
>Russian Man crawls into the pilot seat and starts the HyperJet.
>With a burst of purple fire, the jet flies into the air at insane speed.
Meanwhile
>Dimitri and Pavel, equipped with the helmets, were holding off the Neurii as best as they could, but they were just keeping on coming, in a swarm.
Soviet Commander: We need to give up the fort and retreat! There are too many of the enemy!
>The soviets retreat and run back to the western wall of the Main Headquarters.
Pavel: Y’know, when I woke up, I thought this would be a regular day. Maybe even get some sodas.
>Dimitri laughs.
Dimitri: Well, if we survive this, then let’s get soda together.
Meanwhile
>Even with the helmets, Rasputin was having difficulty fighting against the nearly infinite Neurii soldiers.
Soldier 24956: HOW DO THESE GUYS HAVE SO MANY FIGHTERS??
Rasputin: It’s got to be some sort of Magic. They are about to overrun us, we need to retreat to the northern wall of the Main Headquarters!
>The troops run away.
Meanwhile
>Bob the Potato and his legion of potatoes were hard at battle against the Neurii, but there was just too much of them.
Bob the Potato: We need to retreat!
Potato 3456: If we keep on running away, we will be cornered!
Bob the Potato: It’s our only chance. We must hope the others have something good going on.
>The potatoes run towards the Southern wall of the Main Headquarters.
Meanwhile
>Even the Elite Squadron was not able to keep out the vast horde of Neurii.
Igor: There are too many of them!
Leonid: I’ll create a force field. We will have enough time to plan in the Headquarters.
Leonid: Volt Shield!!
>Electricity crackles between his fingertips, and they form a force field wall that electrocutes the enemy on touch.
>The Elite Squadron hurries towards the Eastern Wall of the Main Headquarters
Meanwhile
Putin: We’re here.
>Putin, Combat Expert, and Russian Man step onto the top of the ship. They are in space.
Putin: Mini Nuke!
>Putin throws a small nuke, which blasts a hole in the top of the ship.
Putin: Let’s go in, guys.
>The three silently sneak through the ship, slaying all the Neurii guards.
>They stop before a large ruby adorned set of gates.
Combat Expert: This must be the door to the Main Room, where they are controlling everything.
>Combat Expert slowly and quietly opens the gates.
>Russian man gasps.
Putin: O…M…G…
Combat Expert: …
>We see thousands of test tubes, with miniature Neurii in each of them. The neurii in the test tubes have no cloaks. They have sickly wrinkled pink skin, with texture similar to the brain.
Putin: I’m guessing these are the child Neurii.
Combat Expert: Yeah… they’re probably making hundreds of them at the moment.
???: Oh, hello, Earthlings. What a pleasant surprise.
>The trio turn around to see the Neurii Leader.
Putin: Get him!
>They sprint at the Neurii Leader, but he just dodges all of the attacks with ease.
Combat Expert: HOW IS THIS GUY SO FAST???
Neurii Leader: Lol noobs
>In this time, Putin has somehow snuck behind the Neurii Leader.
Putin: NUKE SLASH!!
>Putin channels pure nuclear energy into his hands, forming the shape of a sword.
>The Neurii Leader simply smirks.
>He turns around with impossible speed and agility, and grabs Putin by the neck.
>Putin has a look of shock on his face.
Combat Expert: NO!!
>Russian Man says nothing.
Neurii Leader: DIE, NOOBLING!
>The Neurii Leader squeezes Putin’s neck so hard his head pops off.
>Everything goes black.
Epilogue
>Bubgi was almost dead.
>He had been traveling through the universe for 3 days now, and he was stuck in an arid desert.
Bubgi: W-wha? A village?
>Bubgi came upon the ruins of a village
Bubgi: JUST RUINS!!! HOW UNLUCKY COULD I GET?!?!?!
???: I see you have arrived at my world.
Bubgi: Who… are you?
>Bubgi turns around to see a tall man with skin the color of sand, with no eyes, mouth, ears, or nose.
???: Hello. My name is Thirst Man.
>Camera suddenly blacks out.
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