he barfed
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..although in fact his ever-doting mommy barfed him-she soaped him gently and shampood his hair-dried him put his pyjamas on and tucked him into his little bed and then.....
He awoke in an amazing plant-filled planet.
Now TomThumb professed not only to excel in Philosophy but saw himself as an aesthetic and tried to rationalise the existence of this new planet and he reasoned that as he(together with all other human beings) did not exist in reality how could this plant-filled planet be real and then.........
with a weekend treat of boiled beef and carrots. Yum Yum.......
but he was still hungry and sent out for a meaty curry takeaway........
After about half an hour the courier arrived with the meal and knocked at
his front door.........
When TomThumb answered the door he saw not only the courier bringing his
curry but a crowd of reporters from various newspapers.Flash bulbs started clicking
in his direction and then.......
a flood of people jostled into him, knocking him of his feet
TomThumb was sent sprawling and then regained his feet.He was dazed but fortunately
had suffered only a few scratches.When he recovered a bit he asked the reporter from
The Daily Wail what all the interest was about.The Reporter replied that...........
it had been reported that TomThumb was in line to be Knighted by Her Majesty the Queen of England for services rendered to............
the philosophy of self identification,Amongst TomThumb's works were the following tracts
"Be yourself", "Do We exist?" "The Universe is non- existent-it is only a figment of one's
imagination" and other profound creations.TomThumb started to address the assembled
throng and then...............
He found out that his thumb was just asleep
so he tried to find the whereabouts of the Yellow Brick Road so he could pay a visit to
the Wizard of Oz.Whilst searching he met.............
until the professed cat-lover started to walk along the yellow brick road in search of pussies but alas
all he was able to meet was a creepy little dog by name of Tonto.He then started singing the well known Oz tune "If I only had a brain"............if only
They had to fight a army of mugs to stay on there path
Fortunately they were able to fight off the attackers with the help of Tonto who bit them in very sensitive places.After this trauma they were able to hitch a lift in a "passion wagon" and later arrived in Oz where......
with Blake Lively.