hahahaha. .......infinity
Let`s Write a Story!

It was then that GM wollensock woke up from the dream that didn't seem to make any sense and realized that none of this actually happened; must have dozed off again while waiting for the 4 player chess game to start ...
(p.s. It is okay for the story to be silly, but at least make sense people xD Really? "Lion covered in dogs?" I like the silly twists, but lets try and make a coherent story from it all xD)

Then, realised woolensock, that the dream was too silly, a player like him would never have played 1.a3.........

(sorry for the silly comments, but the story didn't make sense either way, so I tried to change it from a purely about chess to something funnier. Thanks for bringing it back to normal)

Then had woolensock a great idea : he could use his talent of making his opponents angry to become world champion! So...............................

(sorry for the silly comments, but the story didn't make sense either way, so I tried to change it from a purely about chess to something funnier. Thanks for bringing it back to normal)
(That is all right - for what it is worth: it was still funny in a way)
That wished for other people to guess their genders...