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Robbers attack school
Teacher: Take Cover!
The kid named cover: You monster! Why me?
LOL, that's my joke that I told you
Oh yeah? You copied most of my profile for months!

Robbers attack school
Teacher: Take Cover!
The kid named cover: You monster! Why me?
LOL, that's my joke that I told you
Oh yeah? You copied most of my profile for months!
Variation:
Robbers attack school
Teacher: Hide in dumpsters!
The kid named dumpsters: You monster! You're almost as bad as my wretched parents who named me Dumpsters!
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