Liar's thread.


In here I want us to post complete lies. No bit of truth can slip into posts. I want to see if chess.com can create a catalog of at least 250 or even 500 lies. It would make it ever better if each lie had nothing to do with another.
Lie 1; If ten pies are worth 10 rocks, you can tell that a canary has 7,353,443,532 teeth.
I never considered the question of whether posting that is being hypocritical. Everything in life makes perfect sense now! It's undenieable that I exist. I am so stupid! I should have thought of that earlier! If I had the chance to re-live my youth, I would savour every moment of it! I will stop using exclamation marks! Really, I will!