Around 10 years ago the song 'Life' by Des'ree was voted to have the worst lyrics in pop in a BBC poll:
'I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight I fear the most,
Rather have a piece of toast,
Watch the evening news.'
Profound stuff.
Honourable mention for 2nd place Rhythm is a dancer by Snap. I might have voted for this:
'I'm as serious as cancer,
When I say rhythm is a dancer'.
Not easy to rhyme dancer in fairness but still.
Since, this 'thread' is about 'Life'.. which is pretty All- inclusive! [ :
https://www.aei.org/publication/mastery-expertise-and-the-limits-of-experts/