Living in this pool floatie is making me crazy.

You can, or you don't have to. It's really up to you, not me. Though some of us need to vent our very deep to issues to kind people like you, so if you do end up reading this, I'll love you forever.

I will 'try' to read it idk if i can ):

Consider it like a book report. You don't want to do it, but you feel better afterwards. Except you can't cheat on this thread, so maybe it's a little different.

😆

My fragile heart is breaking into thousands of little pieces

Don't worry, that was subtle humor. Though Ari is very superior to all of you combined.

Get yourself a smoothie, that cools people off

It's already pretty cold here. It's not pool weather, that's for sure.

Hot chocolate?

Nah, I'm feeling a pink lemonade.

Fair

Interesting story! (“Floatie” is actually spelt “floaty”) ☝️🤓

lmao basix, btw why did you make the word "MEN" in all caps?

i vent on otf too!

I had 5 words I had to use in the making of this thread. It was Ben's idea, so I decided to make a sequel to a previous thread.

would it not like deflate or smh?

I get my floatie refilled every weekend.

Sorry girlie! I’ll shorten it for you. 

Basixy has to live in a pool float the rest of his life, or else he’ll never be able to see Ari or listen to her music again! He’s going crazy, and is unsure what to do. He’s holding on for now, but for how much longer?

I am getting help. From the off-topic community, of course.

Hey, not funny!