looking for chess girlfriend rated between 1100-1500

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cottonsock wrote:
TROLL ALERT 🚨 🙀

Who me?

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heckboy123 wrote:

ur ugly

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

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IMBacon wrote:

Any woman with enough maturity doesnt want a relationship with an alcoholic.  And any women immature enough already has one.

I see you have many comments deleted on other threads. This comment makes me understand why. Thanks for your time 

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IAMBBW wrote:
kingofjive5 wrote:
As you can see I'm incredibly good looking and like drinking beer. Sometimes I like to play chess after drinking beer and although I probably lose more than I win there is nothing more satisfying than crushing a few opponents while completely blind drunk. So where are all the female players and why are they not knocking on my door for a date?

YOU DO THIS KIND OF THINGS AGAIN , I WILL BREAK YOUR JAW AND KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT

I see you got a bit excited with th caps lock in this comment. I wasn't really offended by this offer to knock my teeth out a break my jaw but unfortunately someone has already beat you to it. I was really hoping for some original old school payouts for this post. Not random acts of insighting violence. After reading some of your forums i know you have the talent to do this. Please dont disappoint or let me down again.

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Are you confused do you need further explanation I know you probably don't want it but you can't always get what you want. Please check out my latest forum post for your consideration.. I really don't want to make you mad again. Thanks

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This thread was only good for the comment 'beauty is in the eye of the beerholder'

good luck anyway
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ilikewindmills wrote:
This thread was only good for the comment 'beauty is in the eye of the beerholder'

good luck anyway

Thanks sometimes I get it right, I almost didn't bother with that reply and it only worked because of my pic..

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Excoriation wrote:

Click the quotation marks on their post.

Ty worked that one out.. iPad didnt have them 

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IAMBBW wrote:
kingofjive5 wrote:

Are you confused do you need further explanation I know you probably don't want it but you can't always get what you want. Please check out my latest forum post for your consideration.. I really don't want to make you mad again. Thanks

You're welcome 

i did not know that

 

 

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IAMBBW wrote:

It worked?

Of course it worked, do you know little red riding hood?

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I know you know but I did not know that, but I also know what worked do you know.? 

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It all worked.. Did you not know that?

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It really worked!

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Yah!

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Life is a hell of a lot more fun if you say yes rather than no.

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SAY YES

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IAMBBW wrote:

Why should I

#79

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IAMBBW wrote:

Yes what worked

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Selkea ^

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Well yes and no , yes it worked because I'm still looking no it didn't work because I'm still looking hope that clears things up 

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