make bad chess update ideas

just make bad ideas for chess updates, such as a new fairy piece, balance change, etc

example - maximum queen movement from 7 > 6

Random explosions on the Board blowing Up random pieces of either player

captures will now be decided by a d20, whoever rolls a higher number gets to keep their piece, the lower roll loses their piece, ties mean both pieces die

Captures will BE replaced with executions on the Board (similar to wizards chess in Harry Potter but with all imagineable methods )

removed herobrine

Captures Scream for Mercy while beeing executed

to "modernize" the game, every piece now has a gun

To "modernise" everytime a White piece Beats/Kills a black piece a little Window opens and a WOke Person exclaims how that is racist and colonialistic... blablabla

the only mode is now chess960

Whats that??

You mustnt Beat pieces No more because IT IS too violent and doesnt send a Message of tolerance

chess960 is chess except the pieces' starting positions are random

Weird never Heard of it

pawns can no longer promote

No King and Queen because monarchy is outdated , No more Knights too cruel...bishops must Go too because there is Other Religions than christianity and those arent represented soo basically Just rooks and pawns ....fun Game

Chess update: Super advertisement edition. This time, every minute their is a 1 in 18 chance that an ad will appear on screen and you MUST watch the whole thing. So if you were about to win a chess tournament, then too bad, because you didn't buy this overlooked vacuum cleaner.