Make this chat look like a preschool fight!

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GutigSS9
Come in.
YasmineE06092012
You will find a pakage with procede with caution on it
YasmineE06092012
Open it ppls
YasmineE06092012
Lets call it a gift
GutigSS9
no
Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man
GutigSS9 wrote:
crap then whos mailbox did i pit the explosive in

Dramioneisgreat

Certainly not mine

erikloser01
Calm down, no need to get aggressive

“Break a leg” indicates that you ask me to snap either my femur or shin, wish both suck for obvious reasons. But I will not tolerate such nuisance.
erikloser01
As such, I will call over the school councillor as you have offended and, in a sense, threatened me. Good luck surviving in the principals office.
erikloser01
Counsellor*
erikloser01
Or should I say, “NUAHHH NUAHHHHHHH AHHH HE BULLI MEEEEEWE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHFBCJQJRVCHEVD
TEACHER
TEACHER HELPPPPP ;$/$:?!,&/9283?;!,& IM DYING HELP”
In preschool language
erikloser01
Bro, no inappropriate content please.
erikloser01
*slaps bork so hard that the terminal velocity of the swing heated up so much due to air friction it disintegrated your skin before I even slapped you.*
Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man
erikloser01 wrote:
Calm down, no need to get aggressive
“Break a leg” indicates that you ask me to snap either my femur or shin, wish both suck for obvious reasons. But I will not tolerate such nuisance.

which*

pawsonthefl00r

III WANT MY MUMYYYY!!!!! WAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭 *throws fists in the air and face turns red*

erikloser01
Cry about it
erikloser01
*punches the air until my fist burns due to the high velocity that is going against air resistance therefore friction occured and unwanted heat energy is formed and burns the whole school into a dust leaving thousands of kids wanting to cry to their mommies
erikloser01
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SliverWoIf
Stinky feet man
SliverWoIf
YOU SMELL LIKE FEET AND I WANT MY MOMMY!