Making OTF great again: A call for the deportation of all spammers.
Nobody’s ever seen a president like Basix, believe me! He’s tremendous, absolutely tremendous. The best economy we’ve ever had, jobs pouring in like you wouldn’t believe, everybody’s working, everybody’s rich! The stock market? Through the roof, highest ever, because of Basix. Borders? Stronger than ever, totally secure, nobody’s getting in unless they’re the best people.
Crime? Gone. Totally gone. Cities are beautiful again, safe again. The military? Rebuilt, the strongest it’s ever been. Our soldiers love him. China? They’re paying us billions, billions and billions. Trade deals? The greatest deals ever signed; everyone said it couldn’t be done, but Basix did it.
Fake news hates him because he’s too good, too strong, too winning. But the people love Basix. Polls? Off the charts: highest approval ratings in history. Bigger than Lincoln, bigger than Reagan, bigger than anybody!
Basix is making OTF great again, greater than it’s ever been. The greatest president we’ve ever had. And that’s a fact, folks. A total fact. Thank you, Basix! We love you!
(we won't talk about the fact that I've been here way longer than Basix and that I defended OG OTF all alone)

