Villager: Makes villager noise
Brie Larson: Is that a personal attack?
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#244
When you die fighting the ender dragon but go back to it after you respawn
the ender dragon: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
the ender dragon: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
Jul 5, 2019
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#245
Enderman picking up a block:
I will shred this universe down to its last atom
Jul 5, 2019
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#251
when you use a stone pick axe to mine stone
I used the stones to destroy the stones
I used the stones to destroy the stones
When you finally kill the ender dragon
no resurrections this time
When you have to eat rotten flesh to avoid dying
There was no other way
Jul 5, 2019
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#254
Me: Mines when I should be sleeping
Skeleton: Attacks me
Me: You just started a war!
Skeleton: What, you didn't see that coming?
Jul 5, 2019
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#256
Me: Hits villager by accident
Iron Golem: Is that a personal attack?
Jul 5, 2019
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#257
Me: Goes into the Nether
Pigmen: Ignore me
Me: Accidentally hits Pigman
Pigmen: Wakanda will no longer watch from the shadows
When you’re about to jump into the ender portal
the end is near
Earth just lost its best defender