Eh. I’m already dead inside.
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Feb 11, 2019
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#3
What better things should we do other than spending time in chess.com and other websites? D-Day is inevitable whether you're a saint or rascal.
Well, I think that chess.com isn't exactly a website dedicated to the art of the game of chess. I think it's actually dedicated to a secret organization that I am currently not at liberty to name. However, this website has been providing us with many, many, MANY tips to what their identity really is and what they do with it. Let me outline what the website is actually using our money on and how well they've been hiding under a cloak the entire time.
Firstly, let's address what the name "CHESS" stands for. Many people automatically think of the game,Chess ,but this website is NOT about Chess, though it WANTS you to think so! If you fell for this, don't dwell on it. We've all been fooled for many, many, MANY years about what this website is truly about, yet nobody until now has really tried to figure out what Chess.com really does with all of the money we pay them for memberships.
Now to the juicy information. I actually think that Chess.com is funding another communist revolution that will disperse of all the nasty capitalists in the world. The ultimate goal is to DESTROY capitalism and unite us all under one "government" which doesn't even exist. I think that "CHESS" really stands for "Communism Helps Everybody Sleep Safely" which sounds ridiculous, but it's actually true. The money we pay goes back to us via membership, and we don't have representatives or any say in what goes on here. What is Chess.com's ultimate goal? Eliminate capitalism entirely. And because you discovered the truth about the 1 year anniversary trophy, expect a ban soon.
I know this seems ridiculous, but I'm putting myself in so much danger just to say this. I hope the message came through clear and that you all were informed about Chess.com ACTUALLY is!
This is very silly.
The message is quite clearly used to trigger the nanobots that Erik has deposited into your brain to kick into action. These bots have been coming out of chess.com and into your body in an attempt to control you. The 1 year reminder is their signal to begin their work of turning you into chess.com's faithful, obedient and enslaved, blissfully unaware puppet. Each year the power and influence of the bots increase. At this stage they control my entire life. Chess.com is simply a front. Erik assumed that smarter people generally play chess and so generally the people on chess.com would be smarter and more influential then on other sites, (how wrong he was SMH) and so he used the platform to send the evil tiny robots into our brains to control our thoughts and persuade us of his true goal.
He aims to convince all chess p,a hers that Pepsi is better then Coca Cola. He assumes that when we are forced to believe the bots about this matter (they alter our brains to trust them, you see) that we will spread our indoctrination to all other parts of the world until eventually Erik's ideas of Pepsi being better then Coke rule the world.
However, this is only his half-way-Mark goal. His eventual goal- and the goal the staff have been taught by their robots- is much more radical and requires a lot more complicated technology to convince the staff, and so there are less of them. This final aim is to, once and for all convince the entire universe that Coca Cola Zero Sugar tastes half as good as Pepsi Max. This may seem counter-inituative, but these are the ways of the master Erik. Simply, disgusting propaganda, if you ask me.
So now we all know the real truth can you all stop with your silly conspiracy theories? Let's be grounded in reality here.
The message is quite clearly used to trigger the nanobots that Erik has deposited into your brain to kick into action. These bots have been coming out of chess.com and into your body in an attempt to control you. The 1 year reminder is their signal to begin their work of turning you into chess.com's faithful, obedient and enslaved, blissfully unaware puppet. Each year the power and influence of the bots increase. At this stage they control my entire life. Chess.com is simply a front. Erik assumed that smarter people generally play chess and so generally the people on chess.com would be smarter and more influential then on other sites, (how wrong he was SMH) and so he used the platform to send the evil tiny robots into our brains to control our thoughts and persuade us of his true goal.
He aims to convince all chess p,a hers that Pepsi is better then Coca Cola. He assumes that when we are forced to believe the bots about this matter (they alter our brains to trust them, you see) that we will spread our indoctrination to all other parts of the world until eventually Erik's ideas of Pepsi being better then Coke rule the world.
However, this is only his half-way-Mark goal. His eventual goal- and the goal the staff have been taught by their robots- is much more radical and requires a lot more complicated technology to convince the staff, and so there are less of them. This final aim is to, once and for all convince the entire universe that Coca Cola Zero Sugar tastes half as good as Pepsi Max. This may seem counter-inituative, but these are the ways of the master Erik. Simply, disgusting propaganda, if you ask me.
So now we all know the real truth can you all stop with your silly conspiracy theories? Let's be grounded in reality here.
Feb 13, 2019
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#7
Reading Modern Fiction too much 
Im a heavy reader but rarely reads modern fiction.
Feb 14, 2019
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#8
The same achievement almost traumatized me a while ago, although I seeked psychological help and managed to overcome the impression.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/memento-mori
Yesterday I was welcomed to my sixth favorite site with this monstrosity:
The trophy seemed innocent, it was to symbolize my year of service on this website. However, this morning I woke up with an epiphany. After reading the historically accurate text book which 13 year old Atheists refer to it as "The Da Vinci Code" written by Dan Brown, I found out everything has a reason and symbol behind it. What was Erik's true message?
This trophy was Erik's way of telling us that time is running out. That 1 year we spent on chess.com is 1 year closer to our inevitable death. However, I think the trophy goes deeper than this. I believe Erik is trying to tell us to quit chess.com. Instead of posting crap on chess.com we should work toward better things. We should spend more time with family and friends, getting some much needed vitamin D, trying out new things, dabbling in the "arts" and just living every day like its our last. We should focus on bigger and better things that are waiting for me and I'm sure are waiting for you too. So, take it easy, read books, don't do drugs, lift weights, and fist fight your dad.
Thank you Erik, the bot you programmed to send users a trophy gave me existential anxiety. But now I've realized the true meaning behind the trophy.