My Account Has Neither Been Blocked Nor Removed Even Though I Am a Freeloader Who Can't Stop Losing

Why is my account still active?! Where is the chess.com conspiracy to remove crappy freeloading players who can't stop complaining about their unrestored blitz rating? I'm not a complainer, but I think this is worth a complaint. My lawyers are still working on the rating deal.

Please close my account to strengthen my cas... I mean, for the above reasons. Also for my short and vague thread title.

It's been nearly 20 minutes and nobody has even tried to help. Embarrassing show, chess.com.

Also, on an unrelated note, I think this user, StairwaToTruth, is cheating. I don't have direct proof, but I have very strong feelings, so I think you should investigate him. Plus he's super rude in his games (says gg). He should be banned.

you should get help

Exactly, I'm looking for help, but chess.com's help and support isn't answering. Although it appears that this thread is in off topic. No wonder I'm not getting any help!

Pls halp, I should've been banhammered many ears ago.

Gracias, I shall owe you at least 1 humbility + potential interest (depends on the market after either Hilldog or Trumpo is elected).

As it turns out, my topic name has too many characters for me to even change the category. I suppose this limit was instituted shortly after I posted this thread. Somehow, I feel exceptionally proud of that.