My big break in show business, and how I broke it.

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Kieseritzkys_Revenge

That story is more sad than funny.

RonaldJosephCote

                     It is a little sad but the Emu is a tough old bird. Fortunately, he was able to get on with his life.

blueemu
Kieseritzkys_Revenge wrote:

That story is more sad than funny.

You misspelled "hilarious".

blueemu

After less than a week in my new job, the Major in command of the facility is already referring to my partner and I as "the Dream Team". That sounds like a good omen for the future...

RonaldJosephCote

        Oooohhhhhhhhhh!!!     maybe he was working with Laurel & Hardy last month ??              Does he know you play chess??

blueemu
RonaldJosephCote wrote:

        Oooohhhhhhhhhh!!!     maybe he was working with Laurel & Hardy last month ??              Does he know you play chess??

Not sure, but some of the uniformed personnel do. I've got a chess match scheduled with a Captain as soon as he gets back from leave.

RonaldJosephCote

             You don't want to have dinner with uniform people like ME, you want to rub elbows with Majors and Colonels.

blueemu
Boogalicious wrote:

Yes please write something for us to read, Rick :)

I could write about my adventure with the Cows From Hell if anyone is interested.

Mr_Alex_Pims
Awesome story, I loved it!
Mr_Alex_Pims
Hey, it wasn’t me
Mr_Alex_Pims
...and by the way, I would gladly read another story like the first one!
Piperose
blueemu wrote:
Kieseritzkys_Revenge wrote:

That story is more sad than funny.

You misspelled "hilarious".

UK / Brit spelling.

The usage of vowels.