My cat is a fiend from Hell in vaguely feline form.

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Marie-AnneLiz wrote:

One thing for sure blueemu has one hell of a cat lol.

I only listed the highlights in my OP.

She likes to sleep on one of my old sweaters. I searched her bedding a few months ago and found some money and a weapons stash (three knives) hidden underneath the sweater. Apparently she waits until we're asleep and then sneaks downstairs into the kitchen and steals knives out of the sink or the draining rack, then carries them upstairs in her mouth and hides them in her bedding.

Not sure who she's planning to stab.

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Demon!
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blueemu wrote:
Marie-AnneLiz wrote:

One thing for sure blueemu has one hell of a cat lol.

I only listed the highlights in my OP.

She likes to sleep on one of my old sweaters. I searched her bedding a few months ago and found some money and a weapons stash (three knives) hidden underneath the sweater. Apparently she waits until we're asleep and then sneaks downstairs into the kitchen and steals knives out of the sink or the draining rack, then carries them upstairs in her mouth and hides them in her bedding.

Not sure who she's planning to stab.

your cat is a hellish demon

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Marie-AnneLiz wrote:

One thing for sure blueemu has one hell of a cat lol.

I only listed the highlights in my OP.

She likes to sleep on one of my old sweaters. I searched her bedding a few months ago and found some money and a weapons stash (three knives) hidden underneath the sweater. Apparently she waits until we're asleep and then sneaks downstairs into the kitchen and steals knives out of the sink or the draining rack, then carries them upstairs in her mouth and hides them in her bedding.

Not sure who she's planning to stab.

She is really smart to not trust anyone wink.png

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blueemu wrote:
Marie-AnneLiz wrote:

One thing for sure blueemu has one hell of a cat lol.

I only listed the highlights in my OP.

She likes to sleep on one of my old sweaters. I searched her bedding a few months ago and found some money and a weapons stash (three knives) hidden underneath the sweater. Apparently she waits until we're asleep and then sneaks downstairs into the kitchen and steals knives out of the sink or the draining rack, then carries them upstairs in her mouth and hides them in her bedding.

Not sure who she's planning to stab.

the one performing the exorcism!

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How do we know the world isn't flat? Because if it was the cats would have knocked everything over the side by now.

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Runner-Five wrote:

How do we know the world isn't flat? Because if it was the cats would have knocked everything over the side by now.

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Dawg I think your cat's posessed by Chucky.

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*sigh*

My cat just pulled one of the legs off my telescope mount, and sent it crashing to the floor.

I didn't even know Cheetah was interested in astronomy.

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Next she will built her own STARGATE and then she is gone.....like here the cat in this picture (foto was made 2 minutes too late, cat already disappeared)

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blueemu a écrit :

*sigh*

My cat just pulled one of the legs off my telescope mount, and sent it crashing to the floor.

I didn't even know Cheetah was interested in astronomy.

I would love to see a picture or two of that lovely cat...please blue wink.png

I'll give anything you want to see her?

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I don't have a computer-compatible camera (or a smartphone). She looks very much like the stock photo I posted in the original post.

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you cat looks...

ghostly

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darkbrah7654 wrote:

you cat looks...

ghostly

Well... she's a fiend from Hell, after all.

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blueemu wrote:

I don't have a computer-compatible camera (or a smartphone). She looks very much like the stock photo I posted in the original post.

Er... no smart tech?

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ChampoftheCommieCamp wrote:
blueemu wrote:

I don't have a computer-compatible camera (or a smartphone). She looks very much like the stock photo I posted in the original post.

Er... no smart tech?

It's not that I'm anti-technology.

I worked for two years at the Canadian Army's Applied Studies project, as Computer Systems Analyst, on projects like drone guidance, video motion capture and pattern recognition, hologram technology... it was almost like Star Trek.

I just don't like phones. When I started at the Combined Arms Tactics School, the military gave me a phone... regulations, I suppose. I took it home, threw it in the closet, and never looked at it again until my contract was over and it was time to turn it back in.

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Er... so you employ computers instead?

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I get along well with computers, yes. Systems Analyst for the military, remember?

I just don't like any device that weighs less than its own instruction manual.

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All cats are from hell! Th