My cat is a fiend from Hell in vaguely feline form.
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blueemu
Oct 6, 2021
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#41
*cat reading book to learn how to better improve cat assassin skills*
blueemu wrote:
ChampoftheCommieCamp wrote:
blueemu wrote:
I don't have a computer-compatible camera (or a smartphone). She looks very much like the stock photo I posted in the original post.
Er... no smart tech?
It's not that I'm anti-technology.
I worked for two years at the Canadian Army's Applied Studies project, as Computer Systems Analyst, on projects like drone guidance, video motion capture and pattern recognition, hologram technology... it was almost like Star Trek.
I just don't like phones. When I started at the Combined Arms Tactics School, the military gave me a phone... regulations, I suppose. I took it home, threw it in the closet, and never looked at it again until my contract was over and it was time to turn it back in.
nice am glad other people have reasons not to like them. i had a huawei phone (still have it in the closet) grunty specs, one night about 6 months ago was lying in bed playing a puzzle game and the app went completely black, took a photo of me with the whole screen. because i had put medical tape over the camera photo taking part. (it had long been complaining to me "not to cover the top of the screen when turning phone on" which had made me so sus about it.) then the app went back to the puzzle. have barely used it since and don't intend to.
be very wary people! there are all sorts of evil cat forces in the world.
They shall shrivel underneath us when dogs and cats alike join forces upon the rest of humanity, and me along with a cat shall lead that army to victory!!! Let there be glorious death and snuggles.
Wooy’s favourite book ✌️😹
I don’t need 100. Just 1. Chase, kill.
Woollensock2 wrote:
Wooy’s favourite book ✌️😹
Are'nt you a vag now?
No ! .......Woolly changed his mind ✌️😾
He'd never give up his title of The Official Connoisseur Of All Things Mouse Burgers™
And Other Mouse Food™
Well, I am not an authority about cats behaviour, but it seems that he has no limits.
Is it neutered?
This makes the cats become calm and easy to deal.
But in my opinion castrate animals is to mutilate them.
Keep it a full cat.
But dont worry about, my dog ate my cell phone some years ago!
A cow once ate a Swiss Army Knife
Oct 7, 2021
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#55
A bull once ate an improvised explosive device... It was a-bomb-in-a-bull
It’s much better to neuter your cat . It will live a much healthier life.
To be accurate, it does not ate the cell phone,
but bit it, trying to eat.
I had to buy a new one. :-)
On the topic of inedible things, my mom had to call Poison Control on me like five times. I don't remember all the stories, but one was about a cleaning product i drank some of, and another about poison berries