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My friend needs a chess girlfriend

HELLO
My friend, @Lightning, has been very lonely lately (in his room staying up all night crying and listening to Olivia Rodrigo), and would like a chess girlfriend.
He is smart, 6' 2", and has a handsome mustache that he sometimes shaves but if you convince him he'll keep it for you, as he is quite a simp.
Also,17 and a half years of age, and from Alabama
He is very good at chess and can checkmate you in all the right places if you know what I mean
He is also rich, I think his net worth is like 300k so he'll be your sugar daddy too.
If you want a chess boyfriend to love you better than anyone else be sure to DM @Lightning right now!
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I'm almost tempted to participate in this DM online-date affairs, if only to be seen, and been monitored very carefully, to the amusement of moderators and CC's female staffs.
Hey, Lightning! You’ve got a partner!
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