My girlfriend just broke up with me! What do I do???

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mountK2pk

send her flowers or buy her a gift.

Search google, you will get lot of advice from the experts.

Soorat92
mountK2pk wrote:

send her flowers or buy her a gift.

Search google, you will get lot of advice from the experts.

or a pony?

Ruby-Fischer

If Jeremy can't sort it out, no one can. Do you have any kids he could run a DNA test on?

Soorat92

harryz?

Ruby-Fischer

Send her Harryz?

Soorat92

I thought we were talking about people we could volunteer to have tests on ...

Lou-for-you

Are you sure he has DNA?

macer75
Ruby-Fischer wrote:

Macer, does Jeremy Kyle know about this story?

Who's Jeremy Kyle?

Ruby-Fischer

You never heard of Jeremy Kyle? I guess it must be just a British programme.

Well, people with problems to solve go on. There is  psycotherapist and aftercare and counselling if you need it.

Be warned though, you and your ex-girlfriend might be asked to do a Polygraph test.

blitzjoker

Give the guy a break; his girlfriend just left, he won't be wanting to draw pictures of parrots.

Ruby-Fischer

Maybe not, I've not seen a whole show, just bits of it. It seems to end in physical violence instead of solving problems. I think there have been a few prosecutions after the show. 

winerkleiner
Soorat92 wrote:

I always thought macer would end up with harry ... i've seen the way they flirt on threads ... and the way how harry can never manage to stay mad at macer for trolling his threads

They're already like a married couple

If they argue a lot then yes they're married!

winerkleiner
Soorat92 wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
Soorat92 wrote:

Wow - I've been back a couple of days and I'm already being married off ...

This could be a good thing or...be sure to get a pre nup.

all i have is lots of debts ... why would i want to keep those?

Lol, you can give half of those to him!

Soorat92

Not if I enter a pre nup

winerkleiner

Now you're learning! 

but

o.O

Soorat and Macer were up in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G-AND-K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

macer75
but wrote:

o.O

Soorat and Macer were up in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G-AND-K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

That is so unrealistic. I can't even climb trees.

macer75

One time I was flying a kite in the park, and it got stuck in a tree,  so I called up my girlfriend and had her climb the tree and get it for me. For some reason she didn't seem very happy about it.

winerkleiner

Maybe Soorat can climb!

winerkleiner

Man meets women, don't see eye to eye, words fly, we talk.