My girlfriend just broke up with me! What do I do???

Yeah, just ask her out. You won't know if she'll say yes or no until you do it. :)

Don't forget to shower first.

Exactly. Also don't forget to buy a rose, and get a six pack. Girls just love both of those. 

And leave the chess board at home.

Mhm...and your star trek comics. 

And all pocket protectors.

What about my kite? I promise I won't get it stuck in a tree this time.

They're too young to legally drink...remember! -.-

Fine

Macer and Soorat in the bedroom. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

They're too young so they will just hold hands.

And fly kites!

And wink!

And look into eachother's eyes, drifting off into another world. Then you might kiss. Who knows what will happen after you make eye contact. 

MrKornKid: I am talking about six-pack abs. 

And sing!

Maybe she saw you trolling people on chess.com and thought you weird acting weird, don't do that ever again

I am not going to force you, but you be emotionally stress because you wouldn't get any girl or sugarcanes if you continue this. You think you are the best troller, I am.

And i am not even trying, come on macer, step your game up.

I don't mean to be mean...but you are what, eight years old? You can hardly spell. Plz don't spam comment.

My girlfriend just broke up with me!  What do I do??? 

Post a thread on Chess.com.

Challenge accepted! If you want to you can suggest a thread where the two of us can engage in a 1 on 1 troll battle. Preferably one of your threads, because that way we can't get blocked.