My impersonation of your grandma checking to see if muffins are ready

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You watch in the kitchen as your grandma pulls out a tray of muffins from the oven.

Your mouth waters just looking at the muffins.

Your grandma then takes the back side of her hand & gently pats down on the top of the muffins,

"Are they moist?"  your grandma asks,  "Do you think they're moist?"  You see spit come out of her mouth when she talks.  "Do you think they feel moist enough?"  Your old grandma asks again, while patting down on the muffins with the backside of her hand.

"Do you think they're moist enough?"  She asks you

"Are they moist?"  More spit flies out of her mouth as she asks the question

"They feel moist"  Your grandma says, as she once again pats the top of them with the back of her hand.

Time to eat.

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Ok
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Ryanhuan123 wrote:
Ok

Not ok. Try again.

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Early cremation for them
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TheRealTorchLit wrote:
Early cremation for them

The muffins or the grandma??

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bumppppp

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bump

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bump =)

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Ok so you know how murder is unethical
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And is considered unethical by society
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No?
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its murder cannibal

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the grandma is a cannibal

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bumpp

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What kind of muffins was she baking? I've been wanting to make either huckleberry muffins or pancakes, but it's not easy finding good fresh huckleberrys.

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Muffins…
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#1 🤮 you will have to eat that! Disgusting 🤢
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Doughnut15 wrote:
#1 🤮 you will have to eat that! Disgusting 🤢

Why is it disgusting to you? Having to eat it sounds yummy to me. The muffins are ready. What about it disgusts you? Tell me. Tell me.