Neatgreatfire's KOTL

You have to clear floor 3 first

You encounter the killer roomba

It starts toward you, blades spinning. A knife flashes through the air, inches from your face

You have a television and crossbow now

You find some dried fish

Smell pretty bad.

The door closes and locks behind you, and you hear laughter from outside.

I hide 

ok i have no weapons this game is rigged i can't do anything

I run out, go to Noobiest, and beg to defend me.

I go to where Gautham used to be and dodge the knife by sidestepping away.

This will die

You go to noobiest's cabin. His choice if he'll defend you.

It flings 2 more knives at you. The first one flies 2 more feet behind you and then pulls back by a long cord, inserting itself in the robot again.

I look around.

I run back and enter he third room, and take everything. Good night

You see the sides of the tunnel. It curves off a few feet past the robot, and you can't see any farther down. You also see 2 knives, scarily close to you.

There's a locked door blocking the entrance. You try to take the locked door, but to no avail.

I dodge them and go for the robot. What do I have again?

I keep examining it LFA

I go to the robot and punch him in the face

Sigh. Neat, what was at the first floor again?

this game is actually rigged

i can't do anything without tools

i can't get tools