never ending story

Please keep on adding on to make a never ending story.

i will start........So there i was playing against Anand a chess master.......

and with a rating of 1200, I wondered how in the heck I got into this mess, and what in the world I could do about it -- except to resign immediately.

So i ate the board....

and he offered me a draw.

but i ran away into the woods

and met Magnus Carlsen, who challenged me.

(What about the thread "the never ending chess story"?)

So  i sprouted wings and flew to my house.

where i was met by someone in a black cape

and bright yellow cowboy boots

he said...

die!!! Then I got teleported into the minecraft world, where I found myself in "the great war of creepers"

Then he got teleported into a money world