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#1 do you want food? 🥩
#7 spot on.
Aug 20, 2024
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tibbyyyy wrote:
#1 do you want food? 🥩
YES PLEASE THE JOHN BEAR WANTS FOOD!!! I ALWAYS LEAVE SOME TRASH IN THE TRASH CANS FOR MY SMALL FURRY FRIENDS BUT SOMETIMES JOHN BEAR FEELS LIKE HE COULD EAT THE WHOLE FOREST AND IT WOULD NEVER BE ENOUGH!!! ALSO JOHN BEAR NOTICES LOTS OF CARTOON GIRLS ON THIS SITE AND WONDERS IF THE SILLY HOOMUNS ACTUALLY FANCY THEMSELVES TO BE CARTOONS LOL JOHN BEAR LOVES A GOOD LAFF
HOWDY HOOMUNS!!!! THE JOHN BEAR STYLE IS HERE!! TELL ME HOOMUNS HOW DO YOU CONTROL FIRE?? IN THE FOREST CAMPGROUNDS I'VE SEEN HOOMUNS TAKE LIGHTERS TO THEIR BUTTS AND A HUGE DRAGON BREATH OF FIRE STORMS OUT. I UNDERSTAND THE LIGHTER PART BUT WOW HOOMUNS, TO MAKE THE FIRE ERUPT LIKE THAT IS STUPENDOUS!!! THE JOHN BEAR IS ALWAYS IMPRESSED BY THE INTELLIGENCE OF THE HOOMUNS!!! I WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH THEM IF THEY DIDN'T RUN AWAY WHENEVER THEY SEE A 2000-POUND JOHN BEAR TROTTING AT THEM WITH DROOLS COMING OFF MY CHIN AND HUNGER IN MY EYES - THE HUNGER IS ALWAYS THERE!!!!! I'M JUST A BEAR AFTER ALL!!!!!!