Obesity

Is it ok to be fat when playing if my belly goes on the board?

this is NOT even for the off topic forum

dude you told me to write this.

Everyone’s got that one friend who doesn’t just eat—they perform. In our group, that’s Sufyan. If eating were an Olympic sport, he wouldn’t just win gold, he’d ask if the medal was edible and what it’s coated in.

You never see Sufyan casually having a snack. There’s no such thing as “just one bite.” It’s always a full production. A chocolate bar isn’t a treat—it’s a starter. By the time the rest of us are deciding what to order, he’s already mentally three meals ahead, planning dessert like a chess grandmaster thinking ten moves in advance.

And the loyalty to chocolate? Unreal. At this point, chocolate isn’t even food—it’s family. If there were a documentary about it, Sufyan would be interviewed as a key figure: “Yeah, I’ve been supporting the industry for years now. It’s important work.”

The funniest part is the confidence. No hesitation, no second-guessing. While everyone else is saying things like “I probably shouldn’t,” Sufyan is already halfway through and wondering what’s next. It’s not lack of discipline—it’s commitment. A level of focus most of us only dream of.

But honestly, every group needs that energy. The rest of us bring indecision, overthinking, and “maybe I’ll just get a salad.” Sufyan brings enthusiasm, certainty, and enough snacks to feed a small village. Balance.

And deep down, everyone knows—when the food arrives, we’re all a little bit Sufyan.

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Who's sufyan?

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Oh my bad didn't read your name

Everyone’s got that one friend who treats basic hygiene like it’s… optional. Mateo Nible isn’t dirty—nah, he’s just experimenting with nature. While the rest of us are out here using shampoo and pretending we have our lives together, Mateo’s out here building up what can only be described as a personal atmosphere.

You ever sit next to him and think, “Did something die in here?” Nah. That’s just Mateo’s aura. Man walks into a room five minutes after everyone else and still somehow arrives first.

The craziest part is the confidence. Zero hesitation. He’ll be chilling like everything’s calm, meanwhile people are subtly opening windows like it’s part of the décor. No one says anything directly—we’re all just fighting for survival in silence.

And don’t even get me started on his relationship with showers. It’s like they’ve got unresolved beef. Showers exist. Mateo exists. But the two? Rarely seen in the same place at the same time.

At this point, it’s not even forgetfulness—it’s a lifestyle choice. A bold one. A confusing one. But you’ve got to respect the consistency. Most people skip a day accidentally. Mateo? He’s on a streak.

Still, every group needs that one guy. The one who keeps everyone humble, keeps the windows open, and reminds us all why hygiene was invented in the first place.

What did I just walk into

Can you like summarise this real quick i ain't reading allat

Can you make one bout me too?

arjun whats ur biggest red flag

for essay

I listen to 2slimey

oh a rapper

Does that count

It's like an artist check his track "roc"

Everyone’s got that one friend who’s basically a background character in real life, and Arjun has fully embraced the role. Ask him what he’s been up to and the answer is always the same: headphones on, world off, listening to 2slimey like it’s a full-time occupation.

At this point, it’s not even music—it’s a lifestyle. Man doesn’t listen to tracks, he studies them like there’s going to be an exam. If Spotify had attendance records, Arjun would have perfect attendance and extra credit.

You try to get him to do something—go outside, touch grass, interact with society—and he’s like, “Nah, I’ve got a new track to replay 47 times.” Priorities are locked in, and unfortunately, none of them involve real life.

And somehow, despite doing absolutely nothing all day, this guy still manages to act busy. Busy doing what? Nobody knows. Probably just sitting there, nodding his head like he’s in a music video that only exists in his imagination.

But the weirdest part? The confidence. Arjun moves like he’s got everything figured out, like he’s the main character, when in reality he’s been on the same playlist loop since 2022.

And then there’s the other thing… which honestly defies science. I’m not saying anything, but if there were awards for breaking the laws of nature, Arjun would be nominated. Scientists would pull up like, “We need to study this immediately.”

At the end of the day though, every group needs an Arjun. Someone who reminds you that you could always be doing less with your life—and somehow still be completely unbothered about it.

Do me

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