Obesity

whats ur red flag thingy

I use apple music tho so like

My red flag is that I can't be bothered to think of a proper red flag

lol

Diet forum.

Everyone’s got that one friend who redefines laziness, and somehow Gecko has taken it to levels that shouldn’t even be possible. We’re not talking “can’t be bothered to get out of bed” lazy—we’re talking can’t be bothered to think while already sitting down lazy.

I asked him for a red flag for this exact prompt. Simple question. No effort required. You don’t even have to move—just say anything. And Gecko really sat there, processed the request… and decided that was already too much work.

That’s not laziness anymore, that’s efficiency taken too far. Man looked at a thought forming in his brain and went, “Nah, let’s not rush into things.”

At this point, if thinking burned calories, Gecko would be in peak condition. But somehow, he’s conserving energy like his brain runs on a prepaid plan.

You could give him the easiest task in the world—multiple choice, 50% chance of being right—and he’d still find a way to skip it. Not because he can’t do it, but because doing anything is simply not aligned with his personal brand.

Honestly, you’ve got to respect the commitment. Most people are lazy sometimes. Gecko? He’s consistent. It’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle. A philosophy. A long-term investment in doing absolutely nothing.

And the craziest part? He’s completely at peace with it. No stress, no urgency, just vibes. While the rest of us are overthinking everything, Gecko’s out here refusing to think at all—and somehow winning.

Just wondering like people might've actually did sumn like ts pre-chatgpt era

Obesity has never been a problem for me.

I'm underweight 😭✌️