How to get a girlfriend ?

how old are you?

[Talk about chess tactics on this thread and see what happens]

I recommend going for the opportunity before it passes, like a lead in development. Of course, be strategic about it. Don't play what you don't understand. Play from a combination of your intuition and reading of the board (the entire situation). 

Good luck

Love and love

do you make her laugh ? that's a good start ,,,so sacrifice your king

are you rich , you could buy her diamonds to smile at whilst you introduce her to all your boils and wrinkles

do you drive , having a car is a long known girl getting method , preferably not bound and gagged in the boot though

it is a well known fact cottonsock that dog walkers are more attractive than someone with a Persian on a lead , it shows to the lady admiring the ability of the male to look after an animal , which is a good indicator of how he will treat his future mother in law

Are you a good singer or dancer? Start practicing.

put an advert in the newspapers.

Play the lottery. If you're lucky, hot girls would be friendly to you.

I tried but they said it cannot be published on front page

i tried that too , odds weren't in my favour 

I definitely need to try this... it might work ? maybe chicks will start running after me ?

Start working out. Build muscles. Plenty of YouTube workouts videos to follow.

Bro the only girl your ever gonna get to is the girls on google images