How to troll the opponent during the game!

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totallynotangry

please. there are much more ways to troll my friend. take it from the entity that exists on the internet.

totallynotangry

Thou art a twig under the girth of my wisdom

 

You think that by taking me down, piece by piece, I'm going to resign?

 

I bet you're one of those players that quits after I take their queen.

 

If you resign, small PP

shootuuuNdu

best way to troll is to shut ur mouth n move pieces. to bully online on a chess website is pointless goofy n says something about the lack of heart my opponent has if he's that goofy a guy

totallynotangry

An actual fun way to troll your opponent is to draw their queen out early on and chase it around the board until you corner it and take it, with only 1 minute left to go on the clock, and then you manage to checkmate your opponent. I was black here. I do this often and have won too many times for me to not have somewhat perfected it. 

 

congrandolor

Spill your beer on the board when he is about to checkmate you then say sorry

totallynotangry

You could always just be like, "Dude, my mom made that move, and she lost."

 

equeen7

In king and queen checkmate mate on the 49th move.

equeen7

Reset all your pieces before checkmating.

shootuuuNdu

it's kinda seems retarded if ur gonna be on ur bully go outside. online on a chess website do you really think intimidating anyone is gonna work online onna chess website. chess is brains but I never thought of punching the guys pieces online. il try that. ty for knowledge sir

52yrral

Guess this thread proves that you don't have to be a *brain* to play chess.

antisunechess
totallynotangry wrote:

Thou art a twig under the girth of my wisdom

 

You think that by taking me down, piece by piece, I'm going to resign?

 

I bet you're one of those players that quits after I take their queen.

 

If you resign, small PP

If you resign, small pp

That is the best quote of the decade

DavidNorman435
Yes