Marriage, or, something like it

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If I told you I was married to my hand would you still want to hear my story?.....😁

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IN all sinsetity, AL,

AlCzervink wrote: my wedding anniversary

feel free to tell your stories! would love to read them!

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has she asked you if knights are better than bishops yet ? pawwwwrtayyyyy!! send us an invite!

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Al, I didn't expect you to rebound so quickly after our....uh....divorce. I don't know how I'll get over it.

Really, many happy years together. She sounds like a lovely lady.

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Well done.

It must have been unexpected for an old grouch, such as yourself, to happen upon such a gift.

Keeping her is rather easy... do as you are told!

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Awesome Al, congratulations man, wishing you both all the best.

I met my wife through a work related thing. She is a doctor and had to put stitches in me after I got into a bar fight. The fight was a sports related thing. She was not too impressed with me that first time but then I took up amateur MMA and pretty soon we saw a lot more of each. I knew things were going well because she was a lot more gentle when injecting me with stuff or removing stitches. Still I just couldn't get around to asking her out.Unfortunately for me she then finished her degree in forensic pathology and she started doing that full time. This forced me to try fake my own death to see her but luckily she suggested we just go out for a movie and a meal instead. The rest is history.

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I met my wife while driving around a mountain road in a really fast sports car. By sheer coincidence she was also driving a fast sports car on that same road. It had nothing to do with the fact that I met her earlier and thought she was the most beautiful woman on the planet. anyway, there she was driving along at 190 km\hr and so was I coincidentally. I pulled alongside and we gazed into each others eyes, can't remember for how long, because that's when I drove over the cliff and fell 400 metres into the sea. I was fine though because my swimming trunks were in the front seat, so I was able to tog off into them and start swimming to the surface. Unfortunately I was frisked by an octopus on the way up. Luckily she spotted me in trouble and dived from the road into the water and stuck a knife in the octopus. When we got to the surface, there were guys in a pirate boat waiting for us. Anyway to cut a long story short we got mutually besotted.

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Save it for Valentine's Day.

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bloody gays.

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@ Al  If you need any kind of advice on March 4 2017 send me a PM.

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@ Al  Have a good time though.

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Good one Joseph, as always.

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       Laughing thx.  

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Many congrats, have a great time!! We used to be coworkers for a couple of years (98-00). You really happen to know well a person in such environment.

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Good news, I wish you well!

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I care. And when it comes to friends it is never quantity that matters. As a cow you are a herd animal and probably won't understand.

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So much for the Sex dork.

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