nah its "I would roast you, but my mom doesnt let me roast trash
Roasts for pros

Some roasts to roast your friends HARD are:
1: You're so cold that when you went near a heater you were still cold. (Yikes, I would hate to get roasted like that)
2. You're so dumb that when you turned smart you were still dumb.
3. You're so weird that when you got popular you were sill weird
Ya, yours are better than @veyronguy’s
still weird*