Ruining Your Day - A New Game (Revised because everyone was being wackjobs)

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baddogno

As I'm leaned over going fast around a corner, the front tire blows.  I lose control and land mostly on my face.

llama47

Unfortunately the hot sun and all nighter combine with the bike ride inducing serious fatigue. You lose your balance and are hit by a speeding bus... which doesn't kill you, but the resulting broken legs means you can't ride a bike, the resulting ugly face means you no longer have a girlfriend, the resulting injured fingers means no more computer games, and you don't regain consciousness until after summer vacation has ended.

llama47

Oh wait, you have to take our scenario and turn it to be optimistic? I point for point made all the good things bad, lol.

This is basically like a corrupt-a-wish topic right? It's a lot easier to destroy than build, so it seems unfair for you to have to make it optimistic afterwards.

LegendarySpartan
llama47 wrote:

Unfortunately the hot sun and all nighter combine with the bike ride inducing serious fatigue. You lose your balance and are hit by a speeding bus... which doesn't kill you, but the resulting broken legs means you can't ride a bike, the resulting ugly face means you no longer have a girlfriend, the resulting injured fingers means no more computer games, and you don't regain consciousness until after summer vacation has ended.

You'd go on a dating app to try and find a new girl, except all you get are catfishers~

hvenki
llama47 wrote:

Oh wait, you have to take our scenario and turn it to be optimistic? I point for point made all the good things bad, lol.

This is basically like a corrupt-a-wish topic right? It's a lot easier to destroy than build, so it seems unfair for you to have to make it optimistic afterwards.

No, you were right the first time.

llama47

I know I did it right, but OP said

" I will try to be optimistic about things, forcing you to try harder."

hvenki
LegendarySpartan wrote:
llama47 wrote:

Unfortunately the hot sun and all nighter combine with the bike ride inducing serious fatigue. You lose your balance and are hit by a speeding bus... which doesn't kill you, but the resulting broken legs means you can't ride a bike, the resulting ugly face means you no longer have a girlfriend, the resulting injured fingers means no more computer games, and you don't regain consciousness until after summer vacation has ended.

You'd go on a dating app to try and find a new girl, except all you get are catfishers~

Soon you get a literal catfish. And right then after all thats going on you have a mental breakdown and get put in an insane alysum in which you cannot survive for long due to the fact that you do not have the medical tratment needed for your broken limbs.

LegendarySpartan

You try your best to will yourself to stay strong, but one of the doctors is so tired with you and your nutty remarks, along with all the extra help needed to keep you barely surviving that he slips potassium chloride into your daily meals.

hvenki
LegendarySpartan wrote:

You try your best to will yourself to stay strong, but one of the doctors is so tired with you and your nutty remarks, along with all the extra help needed to keep you barely surviving that he slips potassium chloride into your daily meals.

you diehappy.png

LegendarySpartan

Yes lol, this forum ended barely 41 minutes after it started hehe

LegendarySpartan

We're awesome at ruining the day for him UwU

LegendarySpartan

Well, days

hvenki

Oh also you die alone with no funeral because the doctors have hidden the body and you're slowly rotting away.

LegendarySpartan

Your soul tries to return but your body is so horribly rotten there's no way you could move around even if you wanted to.

hvenki

You get disowned

LegendarySpartan
EamonB1 wrote:

Comments 4-15 are all NOT likely where I'm from and things are supposed to be slow AND ONLY HAPPEN OVER ONE DAY

What country doesn't have catfishes lmao

hvenki

yay!

LegendarySpartan

Woohooooo the perfect ending