CHICKEN STRIPS!
“Here ya go. Fresh off the grill.”
Dead starts the drill on the safe and sits there for a moment while still pointing the barrel of the LMG toward the bickering hostages.
*whispers to Espio and pitiless*
”I broke in last night and rigged a giant glitter bomb in the vault, he’s in for a ✨ shiny ✨ surprise”
Dead starts the drill on the safe and sits there for a moment while still pointing the barrel of the LMG toward the bickering hostages.
“Hey, dead! What do you call someone who saw someone stealing an iPhone?”
*whispers to Espio and pitiless*
”I broke in last night and rigged a giant glitter bomb in the vault, he’s in for a ✨ shiny ✨ surprise”
“A regular mark rober, eh?”
Dead starts the drill on the safe and sits there for a moment while still pointing the barrel of the LMG toward the bickering hostages.
“Hey, dead! What do you call someone who saw someone stealing an iPhone?”
"A witness? A snitch?"
*pours some ale in a tray* “Here kitty kitty! Who’s a good girl, Luna? Is it you?”
Luna doesn't like b**r shes tried it before
Dead starts the drill on the safe and sits there for a moment while still pointing the barrel of the LMG toward the bickering hostages.
“Hey, dead! What do you call someone who saw someone stealing an iPhone?”
"A witness? A snitch?"
“An iWitness” *laughs maniacally*
I have no clue what is happening here.
I'm robbing the place
What are you robbing the place of?
I have no clue what is happening here.
I'm robbing the place
What are you robbing the place of?
golden ale, aka really really expensive ale
*pours some ale in a tray* “Here kitty kitty! Who’s a good girl, Luna? Is it you?”
Luna doesn't like b**r shes tried it before
“Are you insulting my golden ale?” “Tis no regular beer.”
Dead starts the drill on the safe and sits there for a moment while still pointing the barrel of the LMG toward the bickering hostages.
“Hey, dead! What do you call someone who saw someone stealing an iPhone?”
"A witness? A snitch?"
“An iWitness” *laughs maniacally*
*materializes a drum set from the abyssal plane*
*badum-chs*
U HAVE ME HOPE MY BOYFRIEND ISNT ON EITHER