on the bus

I will guess your age now!
1 pick any number 1-10
2 multiply the number by 2
3 add 5 to the total
4 multiply your new total by 50
5 if you already had your birthday this year add 1767 if you haven't had your birthday this year add 1766
6 subtract from your total the year you were born
Now your total should be a 3 digit number unless you picked 10 in the beginning or your younger than 10.
The first number should be the number you picked at the start.
The remaining numbers are your age.

The more recent is better.Fancy a flight then a drop without a parachute? You would really learn the meaning of "bumping"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvFvHPf3ZEY
Eczema! Bozo looks just like your spitting image.But the difference is
that all your silly jokes fall flat.Name appropriate though.
Toot Toot!! Cat poachers about