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Car runs over cat's neck, removing its head from its body and drives away with it, leaving the body stranded with no idea where the rest of it is.

The snake would kill the car. They may look ferocious, but cars are actually very timid. As soon as that snake looks its way, it's outta there. But it's no match for the snake's speed as it pounces and sinks its fangs into the car's metallic hide. The snake starts spreading its deadly poison into the car's gasoline flow, and the car's dead within minutes, unable to put up a fight or even mutter any last words due to the paralytic effects of the snake's poison.
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The snake would kill the car. They may look ferocious, but cars are actually very timid. As soon as that snake looks its way, it's outta there. But it's no match for the snake's speed as it pounces and sinks its fangs into the car's metallic hide. The snake starts spreading its deadly poison into the car's gasoline flow, and the car's dead within minutes, unable to put up a fight or even mutter any last words due to the paralytic effects of the snake's poison.