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The snake would kill the car. They may look ferocious, but cars are actually very timid. As soon as that snake looks its way, it's outta there. But it's no match for the snake's speed as it pounces and sinks its fangs into the car's metallic hide. The snake starts spreading its deadly poison into the car's gasoline flow, and the car's dead within minutes, unable to put up a fight or even mutter any last words due to the paralytic effects of the snake's poison.

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I join
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I’m a cat so I have no problem
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Cat gets run over by car.

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Cat has nine lives
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Meh

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Car runs over cat eight more times

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Cat is granted the fountain of youth power and is immortal
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Car locks cat Inside boot so it continuously dies of thirst.

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Boot leaks water inside of boot
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Cat dies of starvation

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Boot is soft now so the cat tears it apart into shreds
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Cat is immortal
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what sort of immortality?

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I can’t die and I have eternal health bc fountain of youth
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Car runs over cat's neck, removing its head from its body and drives away with it, leaving the body stranded with no idea where the rest of it is.

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Cat becomes a cheetah and follows sound of car
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body of cat uses the 8 lives it has left?

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DanishDefence64 wrote:

The snake would kill the car. They may look ferocious, but cars are actually very timid. As soon as that snake looks its way, it's outta there. But it's no match for the snake's speed as it pounces and sinks its fangs into the car's metallic hide. The snake starts spreading its deadly poison into the car's gasoline flow, and the car's dead within minutes, unable to put up a fight or even mutter any last words due to the paralytic effects of the snake's poison.

emphesis on "the car's ded"

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I’ll join but I’ll probably lose because I take long breaks on OTF