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DanishDefence64

The snake would kill the car. They may look ferocious, but cars are actually very timid. As soon as that snake looks its way, it's outta there. But it's no match for the snake's speed as it pounces and sinks its fangs into the car's metallic hide. The snake starts spreading its deadly poison into the car's gasoline flow, and the car's dead within minutes, unable to put up a fight or even mutter any last words due to the paralytic effects of the snake's poison.

Celestial931
I join
Celestial931
I’m a cat so I have no problem
DanishDefence64

Cat gets run over by car.

Celestial931
Cat has nine lives
Hot_Rash

Meh

DanishDefence64

Car runs over cat eight more times

Celestial931
Cat is granted the fountain of youth power and is immortal
DanishDefence64

Car locks cat Inside boot so it continuously dies of thirst.

Celestial931
Boot leaks water inside of boot
DanishDefence64

Cat dies of starvation

Celestial931
Boot is soft now so the cat tears it apart into shreds
Celestial931
Cat is immortal
DanishDefence64

what sort of immortality?

Celestial931
I can’t die and I have eternal health bc fountain of youth
DanishDefence64

Car runs over cat's neck, removing its head from its body and drives away with it, leaving the body stranded with no idea where the rest of it is.

Celestial931
Cat becomes a cheetah and follows sound of car
frogler10

body of cat uses the 8 lives it has left?

frogler10
DanishDefence64 wrote:

The snake would kill the car. They may look ferocious, but cars are actually very timid. As soon as that snake looks its way, it's outta there. But it's no match for the snake's speed as it pounces and sinks its fangs into the car's metallic hide. The snake starts spreading its deadly poison into the car's gasoline flow, and the car's dead within minutes, unable to put up a fight or even mutter any last words due to the paralytic effects of the snake's poison.

emphesis on "the car's ded"

AturnMarso
I’ll join but I’ll probably lose because I take long breaks on OTF