OTF Crime Scene
Murder at the school of OTF...
On the first day of school, someone murdered a history teacher. There were four people at the school that the police suspected had done it: the landscaper, a math teacher, a basketball coach and the principal. These were their alibis:
- The landscaper said he was outside mowing the lawn.
- The math teacher said he was giving a midyear test.
- The basketball coach said he was running practice drills with his players.
- The principal said she was in her office.
After hearing their alibis, the police arrested the killer immediately. Who killed the history teacher, and how did the police know?
too easy math teacher
it's the beginning of the school year aka NOT IN THE MIDYEAR FOR A TEST
too easy math teacher
it's the beginning of the school year aka NOT IN THE MIDYEAR FOR A TEST
mwhahha.... yep
too easy math teacher
it's the beginning of the school year aka NOT IN THE MIDYEAR FOR A TEST
mwhahha.... yep
They arrested the math teacher but he didn’t kill the history teacher.
i did it.
because I really [QUACK]ing hate history.
too easy math teacher
it's the beginning of the school year aka NOT IN THE MIDYEAR FOR A TEST
mwhahha.... yep
They arrested the math teacher but he didn’t kill the history teacher.
i did it.
because I really [QUACK]ing hate history.
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A troll kidnapped five OTFers and sat them down, each with two pills (a red one and a blue one) in their hand and a glass of water. He told them each to take one pill but warned them that one was poisonous and the other was harmless. Whichever pill the OTFer didn’t take, the troll would take. Every OTFer chose the poisonous pill and died. How did the troll get them all to take the poisonous pill?

was the glass of water poisoned? or were both poisoned but the troll simply waited until the OTFer ate one, causing the OTFer to die, and then just didn't eat the pill?
was the glass of water poisoned? or were both poisoned but the troll simply waited until the OTFer ate one, causing the OTFer to die, and then just didn't eat the pill?
It didn't matter if the troll swallowed. the pill or not because the poison was in the water.
OMG... there's been another murder!
All three of these people were found next to the body. All three are holding weapons that could have been used for murder.
- The cook has knives and is covered in blood.
- The caretaker has a rope,
- The server has a gun.
But just one of them was responsible for the woman's death. Who could it be?

Two OTFers went out for drinks together, @sawdoff and @basix. They ordered the same drink. @sawdoff was really thirsty and finished five in the time it took @Basix to finish one. The drinks were poisoned, but only @basix died (RIP). How?
OMG... there's been another murder!
All three of these people were found next to the body. All three are holding weapons that could have been used for murder.
- The cook has knives and is covered in blood.
- The caretaker has a rope,
- The server has a gun.
But just one of them was responsible for the woman's death. Who could it be?
I vote the server, everyone else has plausible alibis for why they have their murder weapons (cook is chopping meat, got blood on him, a caretaker having a rope for whatever they do) but a gun is a tool made purely for violence, and I see no reason why a server of all people would be packing heat
He was also bald. Sorry for doxxing but the bunny had little choice in the matter.
I vote the server, everyone else has plausible alibis for why they have their murder weapons (cook is chopping meat, got blood on him, a caretaker having a rope for whatever they do) but a gun is a tool made purely for violence, and I see no reason why a server of all people would be packing heat
You've been on a role... but not this time. Clearly... the server is American and has a constitutional right to pack heat (but I'll stop there for fear of getting warned for discussing politics).
go touch grass.