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Oh well.

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Episode 1: Apple's and Pink's Iconic marriage.

After about a year of knowing one another, @Iconic-Apples and @Iconic-Pink have made the lifelong decision to marry one another. With an extremely elaborate and fancy wedding plan with many OTF members involved over several days, I figured it was the perfect time for a fun interview. I invited them to the show, and they both graciously accepted.

*Cuts to interview.*

Basix: “Welcome, Apples and Pink, to the pilot episode of OTF's newest show! Can you give our viewers a brief introduction about yourselves?”

Pink: I'm Iconic-Pink, but most just call me Pink. I WAS ‘pinkgirl’ but I became an iconic figure, so to say. “I’ve had too many usernames”… *shakes head*.

Apples: “I'm Apples. I spend a lotta time on OTF and clubs. I'm sick as of a few days ago.”

Basix: “Thanks, you guys! Sorry to hear about your sickness, Apples. Anyways, I heard you two were getting married very soon! Congratulations!”

Pink: “Thank you! We still don’t even have a date set yet…”

Apples: “Yeah... not much to say about that, I chose some good people to help with my side.”

Pink: “We’ll figure out a date soon — we need one that works for all participating!”

Apples: “Before I forget, I have a few shout-outs: Space, Allan, and Theo!”

Pink: “Oh, and 31, Miracle, and Laken!”

Basix: “That sounds amazing! How did you two even meet in the first place?”

Apples: “OTF… a long time ago, maybe in May or June?”

Pink: “Great question! We were harassing baby in a thread, and Apples started speaking Portuguese. I joined in too, because I’m half Brazilian.”

Basix: “That sounds like a cute story! When did you guys know that you wanted to get married?”

Pink: “It kinda just happened. We were talking with 31, and then she was saying we were cute.”

Basix: “There was no epic proposal?”

Pink: “...not really. 31 wanted to make a forum, but somehow couldn't so i did instead.”

Basix: “So, 31 was your wingman in this case?”

Apples: “Yeah, pretty much.”

Pink: “She’s our maid of honor!”

Basix: “Alright, alright. Now that you guys are engaged, what do you plan to do in the future as wife and husband?”

Pink: “Hm… prolly just to have fun on OTF. I want kids, though.”

Apples: *Remains silent*.

Basix: “But does he?”

Pink: “Do you? Apples?”

Apples: “That’s a hard question…”

Basix: “I'll let you two sort that out off the air.

How are you guys going to celebrate? Are you guys going anywhere or doing anything particularly special?”

Pink: We haven’t discussed about it much, but I want to go to Brazil!

Apples: “...yeah.”

Pink: “So… Brazil?”

Apples: “Yeah.”

Pink: “Yayyy.” *Blows kiss*.

Basix: “I think I'm going to get out of your hair –- but before I do, what do you guys love most about one another?”

Apples: *Violently blows nose.*

Pink: “He tells 8 to watch it when he's mean and, I mean, he's also Brazilian! What else could I ask for?”

Apples: “I love the fact that... she makes me ‘unbored’. Whenever I’m bored, she’s always online.”

Basix: “Well, that's great news! I really appreciate both of you being here for the interview. I hope your marriage is smooth, and that you enjoy your honeymoon in Brazil!”

*Apples and Pink kiss.*

Basix: “Any last words for the show?”

Apples: “Stay ‘Iconic’”!

That was our interview with the new husband and wife. It seems that they’re marriage will be a smooth one, though it’s clear they disagree on the topic of having children and likely many other things they haven’t talked about. The marriage will be here, for anyone that wishes to stop by. We’ll be keeping close tabs on them going forward to note any breakthroughs or drama within their household. Let’s all wish Apples and Pink good luck!

And with that, this will conclude our pilot episode. We appreciate Pink and Apples for the interview, and all of you around the world watching. Stop by again soon for the next episode of OTF: Hearts Unmasked.

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I can fold my laundry

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pinkapple

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Did you use Unicode for the em dash

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8N0NYMOUS_V wrote:

Did you use Unicode for the em dash

Google Docs. If you type three hyphens in a row, it automatically turns to an em-dash.

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this is gonna be so cool

this is why I read basix’s posts entirely and not just skim them like most other people

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heeujdeuewi wrote:

pinkapple

*Pineapples

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DaRon-K wrote:

Okay bet I know how to fold my laundry

it is bragging to say that I’ve known how to fold my laundry and have been doing so since I was 6 years old

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ts be how i get suspended in school

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Gng Pink I talk to baby in portuguese

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10 same
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Xx_Ferocity_xX wrote:

ts be how i get suspended in school

Last time I got suspended was last semester. I got into a fight that I tried to de-escalate, but the guy didn’t listen to me. I left the bathroom feeling like I won, I think.

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I was suspended for no reason

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I’ve never been suspended
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b1rdboy wrote:
I’ve never been suspended

me neither

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DumDolphin09 wrote:
Xx_Ferocity_xX wrote:

ts be how i get suspended in school

Last time I got suspended was last semester. I got into a fight that I tried to de-escalate, but the guy didn’t listen to me. I left the bathroom feeling like I won, I think.

i didnt actually get suspended, but a three hour trip to the office involving my parents was close enough

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BasixWhiteBoy wrote:
8N0NYMOUS_V wrote:

Did you use Unicode for the em dash

Google Docs. If you type three hyphens in a row, it automatically turns to an em-dash.

It does? I never noticed that lmao I just use unicode Ctrl shift u +2014

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And I honestly don't even understand wtf pink means when she says I'm mean but ok, thx.

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this is amazing I LOVE IT