*is revived in time for the ambulance and goes to hospital but retains permanent brain damage and can no longer talk walk or eat and sits in a hospital room with tubes attached to me that pump food into my body so i can live for the next 60 years of my life in misery*
707/// triple 360 backflip. remember kids, it’s all about torque and momentum. and if you don’t get it the first time and you hit the pavement, you can always get back up and try again
“ I HATE” *cracks skull “WHEN MY BROWN” *cracks skull* “HAIR” *cracks skull* “GETS BROWN” *cracks skull* “CAUSE ITS WET. watch this is the one” *sprints a full 600 meter run up and slips on a wet patch right before jumping and cracks skull again*