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MEXIMARTINI

INNER...AKA ELK WHEN HE'S NOT ON CHESS.COM

MEXIMARTINI
Bonsai_Dragon wrote:

Lake Huron Fizz

you from MI??

Bonsai_Dragon
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
Bonsai_Dragon wrote:

Lake Huron Fizz

you from MI??

Yeah, on Fridays.  

MEXIMARTINI

what happened to the arrow comment..no worries..you aint no cupid.  haha

 

we are neigbors then

Ted222

Bear beer in a bottle 

Ted222

Self Roast - A Truthful Story 

Got up this morning, all good with the wife & I. 

 
We got married 4 years ago, she has a temper, mine is worse.
 
 
Our wedding day was the 2nd happiest time of my life.
 
 
I was stuffed with pride. 
 
Anyway, we had a big fight after breakfast this morning, too personal to say what over.
 
 
okay, okay. Her friend stole my bong last night, that is what we argued over. I wanted it back immeadiately. 
 
 
Worked myself into a rage fit by the evening, had a few beers to try & settle, but no no, I need my bong. Drove over to her friend's house smashed out of my swede.
 
 
Got arrested by the police for asking if they had seen my bong & started fighting with the one officer. 
 
 
Me, trying to justify myself above for disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, drunk driving, property damage, fighting with a policeman & urinating over the judges shoes (I was desperate after those beers) & no driving liscence or insuarance. 
 
 
Press had a field day. I feel such a fool, all that fuss & I remembered my wife had bought a back up bong for me. 
Out on bail right now. 
 
 
Am chilling out now, stressful day. 
I am not here to be everyone's friend, I am a realistic bear, not the cuddly type, except with my wife. 
That was my self roast anyhow. 
Anyone else wanna do a  self roast? - I am all ears.  
Firstplay

Jeez!!! Where did you get those pickies of kaynight from?

Ted222

Kay Night is a girl so I heard on the gravevine - does she look like my wife?  

MEXIMARTINI

NAAAA...I bet better than your wife

Firstplay

Cheap shot kay?  Coming from you that's really funny!!! You've got on just about everyones '...ends' on this site for as long as I've been here, your whole aim in life it appears.  Never bothered me hence my friendship with you, but, If y'can't take it then don't dish it out.  I'm a Scouser don't forget; this stuff is part of our culture and you've started it by here by pickin' on the wrong one.  Game on. Tough if y'don't like it.

Ted222

Bear with me, but no one is better than my wife 26 days of the month, the other 4-5 days she is like a monster from the blue laggon, I cannot figure it out

Firstplay
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Bonsai_Dragon

MEXIMARTINI wrote:

what happened to the arrow comment..no worries..you aint no cupid.  haha

 

we are neigbors then

Damn, there goes the neighborhood. lol.

Firstplay

Even funnier.  C'mon kay, gie us another!!

HessianWarrior
Ted222 wrote:

Bear with me, but no one is better than my wife 26 days of the month, the other 4-5 days she is like a monster from the blue laggon, I cannot figure it out

That part never stops Ted, only the part....well you know.

Firstplay

Firstplay

I like this thread as it's only intention is extracing the urine.  Whereas kay can't seem to differentiate between madness and reality.

MEXIMARTINI
O yea bonsai...us brownies take over. Best you stay on THAT side of the lake.

Haha. Cheers midwestern
Joker-rev

Hello my luvvies, how are you Bonsai sweetheart,all good i hope. I like Whip_Kitten's avi. Reminds me of-  

Joker-rev

And true say Firstplay. If people can dish it out, they should be able to take it wink.png