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palindromes by an AI
So earlier today I was reading Bob the Redivider Is a Nerd television radio movie thingy in the racecar of Otto Nosson. But then my dog, Foof, started eating the floor and asking Netflix a deep philosophical question, while she was redder than a Youtube logo. But my cat was becoming tired and drunk enough to commit murder for a jar of red rum, and he passed out but not before letting rip a giant toot! So then we needed a reviver, so I called the vet but he was acting kinda sus. I felt like I like could be a reviver, but then I remembered that Madam Hannah was a vet, so I took the cat to her, and she woke up the cat. The cat was drunk enough to start saying nonsense like "Elba's sable!", "Oy! Read, dear. Yo!", and "Rise, E, sir!", and emailing things like with subjects like "RE: Dear reader", so we decided we'd better gag the cat before something bad happened.
This was written by an AI.
QUICK! HOW MANY PALINDROMES WERE IN THAT PASSAGE!?!?
I've bolded the palindromes.

So earlier today I was reading Bob the Redivider Is a Nerd television radio movie thingy in the racecar of Otto Nosson. But then my dog, Foof, started eating the floor and asking Netflix a deep philosophical question, while she was redder than a Youtube logo. But my cat was becoming tired and drunk enough to commit murder for a jar of red rum, and he passed out but not before letting rip a giant toot! So then we needed a reviver, so I called the vet but he was acting kinda sus. I felt like I like could be a reviver, but then I remembered that Madam Hannah was a vet, so I took the cat to her, and she woke up the cat. The cat was drunk enough to start saying nonsense like "Elba's sable!", "Oy! Read, dear. Yo!", and "Rise, E, sir!", and emailing things like with subjects like "RE: Dear reader", so we decided we'd better gag the cat before something bad happened.
This was written by an AI.
QUICK! HOW MANY PALINDROMES WERE IN THAT PASSAGE!?!?
I've bolded the palindromes.
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So earlier today I was reading Bob the Redivider Is a Nerd television radio movie thingy in the racecar of Otto Nosson. But then my dog, Foof, started eating the floor and asking Netflix a deep philosophical question, while she was redder than a Youtube logo. But my cat was becoming tired and drunk enough to commit murder for a jar of red rum, and he passed out but not before letting rip a giant toot! So then we needed a reviver, so I called the vet but he was acting kinda sus. I felt like I like could be a reviver, but then I remembered that Madam Hannah was a vet, so I took the cat to her, and she woke up the cat. The cat was drunk enough to start saying nonsense like "Elba's sable!", "Oy! Read, dear. Yo!", and "Rise, E, sir!", and emailing things like with subjects like "RE: Dear reader", so we decided we'd better gag the cat before something bad happened.
This was written by an AI.
QUICK! HOW MANY PALINDROMES WERE IN THAT PASSAGE!?!?