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I am certain that I am being spied upon
I am being spied on too. curse my good looks!
haha!
There's a man standing on the footpath outside my house.
Seriously. He's just put something in my letterbox!
No it's OK, it's just the postman, maybe.
In medical circles this condition is called Equus posterior.
No actually that's probably a horse's ass. Lemme think.
Correction! It is a CONSPIRACY of horses asses.
Good point. But you are trying to insert thoughts into my head.
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