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Avatar of drsuper2360

I poop a lot while playing chess and I need help not playing chess but on the toilet I am on the seat for hours at a time pushing it out and the more I let it out the more my elo goes up and I can't explain it. 

I think if I was always on the toilet I would be better than Magnus Charles so can someone help me play as I play on the toilet but not on the toilet do you understand?????

Avatar of TheCobraisaready

What openings do you play? The Pooptrov, the Lav defence, the brown gambit?

Avatar of Talnivarr_the_Sleeper
TheCobraisaready wrote:

What openings do you play? The Pooptrov, the Lav defence, the brown gambit?

I'm afraid the op may start playing the Hemorrhoids gambit soon.

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Just create a custom PC setup from the toilet. That what I did.