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I honestly dont get it
bc the 2 of them drowned the third and used him/her as a float
SNUDOO wrote:
@st0ckfish
Nice.
Jun 25, 2020
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#13
legendaryboy991 wrote:
i have a tail and a head but no body arms or legs what am i
A penny?
Jun 25, 2020
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#14
togepi2468 wrote:
Jesus can walk on water.
Cucumbers are 96% water.
I can walk on cucumbers.
Therefore, I am 96% Jesus.
Same for watermelons
togepi2468 wrote:
Jesus can walk on water.
Cucumbers are 96% water.
I can walk on cucumbers.
Therefore, I am 96% Jesus.
love this
Jun 25, 2020
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#18
SNUDOO wrote:
togepi2468 wrote:
Jesus can walk on water.
Cucumbers are 96% water.
I can walk on cucumbers.
Therefore, I am 96% Jesus.
Same for watermelons
Jun 25, 2020
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#19
hmm, i have one about getting a physical, can't say that one. there's one about an elevator, can't say that one either....hmmmm, then there's, no, that wouldn't be permitted.
a simple number joke:
why was 6 afraid of 7?
there were 2 ducks
one of them was acting crazy
the other duck says: "are you on quack?"