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there were 2 ducks

one of them was acting crazy

the other duck says: "are you on quack?"

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haha

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No, just, no.
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No

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@st0ckfish

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What?

I honestly dont get it

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bc the 2 of them drowned the third and used him/her as a float

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Why legendaryboy, don’t leave us hanging bro
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SNUDOO wrote:

@st0ckfish

Nice.

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st0nkfish wrote:
SNUDOO wrote:

@st0ckfish

Nice.

Nice.

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Why did drew hate his name?

Because his last name was peacock
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Your mom
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legendaryboy991 wrote:

i have a tail and a head but no body arms or legs what am i

A penny?

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togepi2468 wrote:

Jesus can walk on water.

Cucumbers are 96% water.

I can walk on cucumbers.

Therefore, I am 96% Jesus.

Same for watermelons

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um

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we  cannot be jesus

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togepi2468 wrote:

Jesus can walk on water.

Cucumbers are 96% water.

I can walk on cucumbers.

Therefore, I am 96% Jesus.

love this

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SNUDOO wrote:
togepi2468 wrote:

Jesus can walk on water.

Cucumbers are 96% water.

I can walk on cucumbers.

Therefore, I am 96% Jesus.

Same for watermelons

 

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hmm, i have one about getting a physical, can't say that one. there's one about an elevator, can't say that one either....hmmmm, then there's, no, that wouldn't be permitted.

 

a simple number joke:

 

why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Account_Suspended wrote:

hmm, i have one about getting a physical, can't say that one. there's one about an elevator, can't say that one either....hmmmm, then there's, no, that wouldn't be permitted.

 

a simple number joke:

 

why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)

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